most retarded homework escuse

i hate homework (see more)

My cat ate my homework then my dog ate my cat then the fish ate the dog and I ate the fish but I can turn it in to you in a couple of days if you still want it. (see more)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i did that all night i had no time for home work weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yo yo mama tickets weeeeeeee i like chips yah weeeeee (see more)

"I wasnt at home " :DD (see more)

I was looking at the tv and the t.v. started talking and said why dont you take a break from homework and watch me... (see more)

Hence The Word "Home" in "HomeWork" i Simply wasn't at Home i was At My Grandmothers House =] (see more)

when i was doing my homework the letters fell out of my text book and i chased them to china and then a ufo abducted me and took me to mars then space pirates came over stole me and set a nuke on mars and on the pirates ship i saw the letters to my text book and i put them back in then i took the captain of the space pirates hostage and threatend to kill unless they took me to earth and drop me off at school and thats why i dint have time to do my home work. (see more)

I was listening to my ipod while doing my homework .
and well my ipod told me to stop doing my homework.
so i listened. (see more)

my house burnt down (see more)

My dog ate it. (see more)

what homework? (see more)

my twin sister is sick so im taking his plase :D
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i was to busy think of ways to say this exsuse (see more)

canadain army and meni me attack my home work its got plastic werid shiney stuff on it!!!!!!!!!!! (see more)

it fell in my dogs water bowl (see more)

I ran out of toliet paper so i wipe my @$$ with it. (see more)