Best Yo Mamma Jokes

1.Yo mamma is so fat they run a maratgon around her!

2.Yo mamma is so black she drinks water and pisses coffee!!

3.Yo mamma is like a train track, she gets laid across the country!

4.Yo mamma is so ugly, to make monster cookies she just puts her face in the dough!

5.Yo mamma is so short she has to use a grapling hook to open up the car door! (see more)

1. Yo mama is so poor that when she kicks a can around the community lot, people ask if she's moving again.

2. yo mama's so squint, that when she cries the tears run down her back. (see more)

ur mama soo ugly she trick or treatin' over the phone! (see more)

yo momma's armpits are so nasty she made speed-stick slow down. (see more)