Where Do Babies Come From??

Well, Babies come from this machine called S.E.X. the machine does this process repeatedly and then a few months later a baby pops out.  (see more)

duh the stork... (see more)

Well actually, i just saw you one day at Ebay...a jewish was gonna buy you for 50 cents but i was quick enough to rise up a penny... i don'ty know where the hell your from. (see more)

"Deez Nuttz!" (see more)

You see... When a man and a woman love each other a lot a lot a lot! One night, the man invites the woman to go to dinner, they eat something, go to the movies, drink some uh.. apple juice, then they have sex. The next day they get married and call the stork, the stork brings you nine months later :D (see more)

Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby."  (see more)

Babies soooo come from China! Why? Because, everthing seems to be made by China ^__^. Damn Commies! (see more)

they come from egg shells,little michael (see more)

Babies come from wherever Chuck Norris allows them to come from, whether it be a stork, a woman or The Children's Miracle Network. (see more)

The easter bunny delivered an egg on easter... but it was the wrong kind of egg (see more)

SO MY MOM AND AUNTIES TOLD ME AND MY COUSINS WHEN WE WERE LITTLE THAT BABIES CAME FROM YOUR ANKLES AND WHEN U WOULD GET OLDER IT WOULD SLOWLY GET TO UR BELLY ND THEN UR PREGNANT BUT IF YOU EVER BROKE UR ANKLE U CAN NEVER HAVE BABIES AGIAN! XD (see more)

When I was little my dad always told me he found in me in dumpster behind 7Eleven, so i'de probably go with that. (see more)

It's True (see more)

they come from YO MOMMA!!! its not like u guys came from a rock (see more)

this one ugly bird called the stark eating a pickle delivers these tiny little bundle of joy which is a baby and that is how you became to be (see more)

When a mommy and a daddy love eachother so much, they decided to get together and buy a baby on ebay......then ebay sends the stork (carrying the baby) to the mom and dad's house....

Son: But my friends said that babies come from their mom

Dad: They said that cause only your mom paid....I did nothing....

Me: I came from a stork named David :D My parents told me they bought me used.....they also told me that the stork dropped me on the fireplace :D How kinky is that? (see more)

my dad (see more)

Well, kid... if you REALLy want to know... here goes... (see more)

Babies are mutated caterpillars. When a caterpillar is infected or it's DNA mutates due to certain reasons, the caterpillar will start an abnormal growth causing it to get larger and lose its features turning into what we now call a "baby". Baby's can be removed from their cocoon as shown and due to their loss of caterpillarness and natural insticts they must be taken care of by us humans in order for them to sustain life. You can find them near trees and other plant life. (see more)

Every 4th of July the President uses his supersperm to empregnate every girl he can usinG his dick-o-tronic 500000 sattelite HE EVEN CHOOSES THE BIRTHDAYS!! AND ...9 month later...boom... LITTLE FUTURE CRAPPY PRESIDENTS EVERYWHERE!!!!!O___O (see more)