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Imma death threat your ass fcker butt!!!bomb in yo house..there is a 3,2,1 BOOM!!!!! (see more)
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BY nadineclaire
 RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 120 VOTES: 6
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wierdest text message
wierdest text you've gotten from someone...total challengers: 25
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my friend texts out of no where :
Dude Indian People Smells like Ass Shit mixed with curry ! I hate dam currys. (see more)
Dude Indian People Smells like Ass Shit mixed with curry ! I hate dam currys. (see more)
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BY taychunmon
RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 119 VOTES: 10
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hey im about 2 get into the shower do u mind coming ova with a bar of soap ours seems to be finished
cheers (see more)
cheers (see more)
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BY katmbt
RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 191 VOTES: 12
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6th
The post office came out with a stamp with a dick on it. I heard you were confused which side to lick. (see more)
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RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 172 VOTES: 9
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7th
a friend once sent me this
"its statistical proven that men with small penises scroll text messages with thier right hands"
its particularly wierd as am a girl!!! (see more)
"its statistical proven that men with small penises scroll text messages with thier right hands"
its particularly wierd as am a girl!!! (see more)
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BY moimeme
RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 144 VOTES: 6
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8th
dood help me get my car out of the pond...doooood. its almost time to close and i need ur help. (see more)
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BY briankelley
RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 137 VOTES: 6
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10th
hey, this is your phone. just wanted to get out of your pocket for a minute, your ass smells horrible. (see more)
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BY thefish
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 79 VOTES: 7
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12th
Drinking non alcholoc beer Is like going down on your cousin sure it tastes the same but it just ain't fucking right (see more)
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BY djkayo
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 67 VOTES: 3
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13th
my friend just sent me this a few hours ago.
But let me text you later, ima take a shower n do hw in my pants!
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But let me text you later, ima take a shower n do hw in my pants!
(see more)
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BY mtcf_86
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 94 VOTES: 3
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14th
My friend wrote this while in my bathroom:
"Dude, I'm in your bathroom dropping a huge dookie bomb, and I'm lonely without Chloe(my cat) in here to watch me. :(" (see more)
"Dude, I'm in your bathroom dropping a huge dookie bomb, and I'm lonely without Chloe(my cat) in here to watch me. :(" (see more)
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RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 51 VOTES: 3
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hey, dude i have ants in my bowels, i need to shit. btw, could you tell dad i'm out for dinner? xo (see more)
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RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 100 VOTES: 7
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16th
me: "hey who's soulja boy's best friend?
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YOUUUUUUUU! (get itt? likeee the song?)"
nickcho: "fck him! i hate him?
who's my best friend?! youuuuuHOE <3" (see more)
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YOUUUUUUUU! (get itt? likeee the song?)"
nickcho: "fck him! i hate him?
who's my best friend?! youuuuuHOE <3" (see more)
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BY ashleeeyyyy
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 73 VOTES: 5
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17th
So This Girl All Of A Sudden She Said...
If I Was In The Bed With You Would You Have Sex With Me. [:
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If I Was In The Bed With You Would You Have Sex With Me. [:
(see more)
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BY FlipJr
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 116 VOTES: 4
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18th
remember that time when i stuck out my a*s and you stuck out your face and people thought we were twins? (see more)
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BY jicth
RATING: 0.0 VIEWS: 54 VOTES: 0
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19th
Dammit man, im stuck in my sink again. Mind calling 911? the sink is too far away from the phone (see more)
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RATING: 0.0 VIEWS: 47 VOTES: 0
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20th
Dude.... goats cant get pregnant if you have sex with them! (see more)
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RATING: 0.0 VIEWS: 59 VOTES: 0
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re: Weirdest text message
AHHAHA!!
AHHAHA!!
re: My friend's bathroom text
LOL 5
LOL 5
re: weirdest text message
yep it was fagboy (: freakin nick lol
yep it was fagboy (: freakin nick lol
re: weirdest text message
to taychunmon's text : LOL THAT WAS ME (:
to taychunmon's text : LOL THAT WAS ME (:
re: text message
BOOOM lol
BOOOM lol
re: Weirdest text message
haha. laziness
haha. laziness
re: Dick Stamp
LMAO
LMAO
re: From my brother CHUCK
Oh, CHUCKLES... bahahaha
Oh, CHUCKLES... bahahaha
re: From my brother CHUCK
WTF?????? lmao
WTF?????? lmao
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