LET'S MESS W/ THE POLICE!! **READ RULES**

When it's raining really hard and I see I cop posted. I'd get his attention by speeding. Hopefully there's a stop sign ahead (I'll make sure there are no other cars) and I'll run the stop sign. The cop will pull me over but I won't care cuz I'll be nice and dry in my car and he'll be soak and wet for pulling me over and writing me a ticket in the horrible rain!! buhahaha ;x (see more)

I'd set up the most elaborate game of tag ever. I'd gather 50 of my friends, 20 SUVs/Trucks, 25 of those 2009 Dodge Challengers (since those are freakin beasts), 5 casual looking cars, paintball guns, and we'd pull this on a lone cop. When he leaves his car, we'll hack his radio system so he has no way to call for backup. Then we'll wait to get him out in the open road, form a circle around him with our cars, and start shooting paintballs at his windshield so he can't read our license plates when we drive off, and when he tries to speed up and catch us, I'll throw down a spike strip to slash his tires! (see more)

I would walk up to a cop sitting in his car and distract him while I have 4 of my friends jack up his car,take his wheels off and leave his car on cinder blocks.
Then run away. (see more)

if i see cops eating their donuts i would go up to them and take there donuts and eat them and drink their coffee (see more)

well i would park begind a cop car and walk up to the driver seat and ask them cop:
"sir have you been eating doughnuts this evening?...
because ur eyes seem kinda glazed!"
and then i will most likely get tackled but it would SOOOO be worth it JAJAJAJA (see more)