MadMaddy delivers a beatdown! MadMaddy
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best pickup line

use your best pickup line


total challengers: 20   
1st
*licks hand and wipes on shoulder*
Now..how about we get you out of those wet clothes... (see more)
 
MadMaddy
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 96  VOTES: 6

 

2nd
Like trees, how about a root? (see more)
 
MadMaddy
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 64  VOTES: 6

 

3rd
If you though chewbacka was hairy wait till you see my wookie (see more)
 
hohoho799
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 75  VOTES: 3

 

4th
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I Just Wanted To Show This Rose How Beautiful You Are!! (see more)
 
Impulse
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 102  VOTES: 7

 

5th
Nice legs, what time do they open? (see more)
 
fornarnia_1_
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 89  VOTES: 7

 

6th
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. (see more)
 
hedgehog27
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 77  VOTES: 6

 

7th
Your eyes are like spanners, they make my nuts go tight (see more)
 
Anarchyguy
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 70  VOTES: 7

 

8th
 
BORAT
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 77  VOTES: 6

 

9th
You have 206 bones in your body. Want 1 more? (see more)
 
Mike_Hawrkins
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 120  VOTES: 5

 

10th
Hi my name is Doug thats God spelled backwards with a little bit of U in it. (see more)
 
Deeego
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 4

 

11th
lets role play ill be osama and youll be the cave and ill hide inside you (see more)
 
Drpepper92
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 47  VOTES: 4

 

12th
You must work at Subway, cuz u have given me a footlong! (see more)
 
fornarnia_1_
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 3

 

13th
Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the Ice. Hi Im Jake (see more)
 
jakeisdabeast13
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 95  VOTES: 6

 

14th
Your face looks like ribs, I just can't get enough of it. (see more)
 
coolfunnydude3000
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 56  VOTES: 4

 

15th
Hey darling, if I flip this coin right here, what are the chances that I get head? ;) (see more)
 
gekkebas
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 70  VOTES: 5

 

16th
Wanna have Sexy Time with me? (see more)
 
BORAT
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 66  VOTES: 5

 

17th
Yo I think you dropped something. You dropped this conversattion, let's pick it up later tonight at dinner. (see more)
 
YoungNes
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 89  VOTES: 4

 

18th
Did you know the average human has 306 bones in their body....play your cards right you might have 307 in you tonight! (see more)
 
urbanlime
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 71  VOTES: 2

 

19th
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!

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canesfan28
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 41  VOTES: 2

 

20th
Nice shoes, wanna fuck? (see more)
 
elf_or_die
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 56  VOTES: 2





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