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best pickup line

use your best pickup line


total challengers: 20   
1st
Wet clothes...
*licks hand and wipes on shoulder*
Now..how about we get you out of those wet clothes... (see more)
 
MadMaddy
BY MadMaddyall me
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 96  VOTES: 6

 

2nd
Roots
Like trees, how about a root? (see more)
 
MadMaddy
BY MadMaddyall me
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 64  VOTES: 6

 

3rd
wookie
If you though chewbacka was hairy wait till you see my wookie (see more)
 
hohoho799
BY hohoho799all me
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 75  VOTES: 3

 

4th
enlarge photo
Beautiful
I Just Wanted To Show This Rose How Beautiful You Are!! (see more)
 
Impulse
BY Impulseall me
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 102  VOTES: 7

 

5th
BAKED!
Nice legs, what time do they open? (see more)
 
fornarnia_1_
BY fornarnia_1_all me
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 89  VOTES: 7

 

6th
Subway
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. (see more)
 
hedgehog27
BY hedgehog27all me
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 77  VOTES: 6

 

7th
Spanner
Your eyes are like spanners, they make my nuts go tight (see more)
 
Anarchyguy
BY Anarchyguyall me
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 70  VOTES: 7

 

8th
 
BORAT
BY BORATall me
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 77  VOTES: 6

 

9th
bones
You have 206 bones in your body. Want 1 more? (see more)
 
Mike_Hawrkins
BY Mike_Hawrkins
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 120  VOTES: 5

 

10th
Hi...
Hi my name is Doug thats God spelled backwards with a little bit of U in it. (see more)
 
Deeego
BY Deeego
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 4

 

11th
role play
lets role play ill be osama and youll be the cave and ill hide inside you (see more)
 
Drpepper92
BY Drpepper92
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 47  VOTES: 4

 

12th
BONED
You must work at Subway, cuz u have given me a footlong! (see more)
 
fornarnia_1_
BY fornarnia_1_all me
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 3

 

13th
polar bear
Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the Ice. Hi Im Jake (see more)
 
jakeisdabeast13
BY jakeisdabeast13all me
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 95  VOTES: 6

 

14th
Ribs
Your face looks like ribs, I just can't get enough of it. (see more)
 
coolfunnydude3000
BY coolfunnydude3000all me
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 56  VOTES: 4

 

15th
my best pick-up line that ive never used
Hey darling, if I flip this coin right here, what are the chances that I get head? ;) (see more)
 
gekkebas
BY gekkebasall me
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 70  VOTES: 5

 

16th
My pick up line
Wanna have Sexy Time with me? (see more)
 
BORAT
BY BORATall me
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 66  VOTES: 5

 

17th
Pickup line
Yo I think you dropped something. You dropped this conversattion, let's pick it up later tonight at dinner. (see more)
 
YoungNes
BY YoungNes
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 89  VOTES: 4

 

18th
Bones
Did you know the average human has 306 bones in their body....play your cards right you might have 307 in you tonight! (see more)
 
urbanlime
BY urbanlimeall me
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 71  VOTES: 2

 

19th
my jaw dropped
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!

 (see more)
 
canesfan28
BY canesfan28all me
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 41  VOTES: 2

 

20th
Shoes
Nice shoes, wanna fuck? (see more)
 
elf_or_die
BY elf_or_dieall me
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 56  VOTES: 2





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