Best television quote

(flashback to when carlton was a little kid)
Carlton: dad, when i grow up i want to be the president.
Philip Banks: thats great son, just imagine, my son the first black president.
Carlton: I'm black? (see more)

Rachel: I'm out of here over possessive best friends with weird lesbian energy...and Haley (see more)

Phillip Banks: Vivian, you are so naive. You would believe Will if he told you that he were some big rap star, whose album just went platinum.  (see more)

One of the most classic quotes ever (see more)

Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares, witnessing an injustice like that... It's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him........"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?  (see more)

Eat My Shorts! (see more)

I'm Bozo the bush!! (see more)

Homer: Y'ello? You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel (see more)

Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know... I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't sue me... that's the opposite of the point I'm trying to make. (see more)

blue harvest. stewie vader.

"my diaper has gone to the dark side" (see more)

victory is mine!!! (see more)

Oh, I didn't do it ! (see more)

girls kick ass- says so on the t-shirt (max) (see more)

Phillip Banks: Geoffrey, bring me my tools.
Geoffrey: Do you mean your knife and fork, sir?  (see more)

Oh my god! They killed Kenny! (see more)

Screw you guys, Im Going home! (see more)

Jazz: Making a baby truly is a blessed event.
Will: Don't you mean "Having a baby"?
Jazz: Trust me on this.  (see more)

Different Strokes catchphrase (see more)

How YOU doin'? (see more)

chandler: i'm not good with advice can i interest you with a sacastic comment? (see more)