Meanest way to dump somebody

Dump Her/Him On Facebook And You Dont Even Have A Reason To Dump Her/Him (see more)

Get them a nicely wraped box with a dumptruck in it. When they open it say "SUPRISE!!!", and walk out the door (see more)

leave one word message:Dumped (see more)

um this isnt working out so its over oh and btw ur a fat whore (see more)

Splash pee on his face and say it's over baby. (see more)

Boy: SO... what now?
Girl: I think you're going to be miserable today...
Boy:(thinks) and why is that?
Girl: Coz, you just lost something precious.
Boy: omg.. what did i lose?
Girl: Me. (see more)

Cheat On Them WIth Their Best Friend I Break up with her then she beggs for me back to break up with me (see more)