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Worst break up excuses

everybody has been dumped or either dumped some..what's the worst excuse you've ever heard or used?


total challengers: 19   
21st
I can't do this anymore...I just got a puppy. (see more)
 
briankelley
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 748  VOTES: 38

 

22nd
I'm sorry baby, I can't see you anymore...

...I'm going blind! (see more)
 
Marjan
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 599  VOTES: 14

 

23rd
its not you its me... (see more)
 
angelahayes
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 652  VOTES: 31

 

24th
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I'm F*ing Matt Damon (see more)
 
tarheelinnashville
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 670  VOTES: 39

 

25th
There's somebody else. (see more)
 
charleeeboy
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 638  VOTES: 34

 

26th
I love you.. I'm just not IN LOVE WITH YOU

 (see more)
 
tarheelinnashville
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 637  VOTES: 26

 

27th
ha..."i just feel like we're not in the same place.....you know ...emotionally"

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!! (see more)
 
moimeme
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 521  VOTES: 9

 

28th
uhmmmm i don't know i just need some space to think about things (see more)
 
rudizzille22
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 573  VOTES: 13

 

29th
When Berger broke up the Carrie on Sex and the City his excuse was...

I can't
Don't hate me! (see more)
 
eribble
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 563  VOTES: 17

 

30th
its not ME, its YOU hahaha i think this is more honest (see more)
 
therose46n2
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 541  VOTES: 16

 

31st
I JUST FELL OUT OF LOVE ___ I GUESS IF YOU CAN FALL INTO OR OVER OVER HEELS YOU CAN JUST FALL OUT_______ (see more)
 
octosme
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 367  VOTES: 14

 

32nd
You're too good for me. (see more)
 
garriola
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 365  VOTES: 15

 

33rd
Well your a little crazy for my taste (see more)
 
iamtrouble
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 363  VOTES: 13

 

34th
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since someone submitted the matt damon one! (see more)
 
fightstar
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 374  VOTES: 17

 

35th
I heard a rumor that you were telling people at work that I was gay (see more)
 
blakkarma
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 372  VOTES: 11

 

36th
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I think we should be JUST FRIENDS! (see more)
 
Garden_of_Eden
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 330  VOTES: 9

 

37th
I've got this disease... it's called herpigonasyphalaids. Very contagious. (see more)
 
mikkison
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 366  VOTES: 19

 

38th
you just dont "do it" for me anymore.  (see more)
 
farawayxbeauty
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 350  VOTES: 10





Comments

angelahayes
angelahayes all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Blind
lol
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 3 years ago
re: Matt Damon
up agains the mini bar. love it.
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Blind
hahhahhahhahhaha
briankelley
briankelley HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: dont do it
Haha...
bina07
bina07 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: I heard this one after 5 years.....
awww!! you get 5 because...well, awwww!
xoxorizz
xoxorizz franchise
over 3 years ago
re: I heard this one after 5 years.....
ughh, i hate that one! =(
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 3 years ago
bigdig712
bigdig712 franchise
over 3 years ago
re: i'm fucking ben affleck
hahahaha yes! This is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen.
angelahayes
angelahayes all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: I heard this one after 5 years.....
i hate when people waste someones time like that! im glad you have holly now :)
Heat_Girl
Heat_Girl immortal
over 3 years ago
Natalie
Natalie starter
over 3 years ago
re: Matt Damon
LMAO!!! that was hilarious.
angelahayes
angelahayes all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Too good for me
i agree
angelahayes
angelahayes all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: There's somebody else.
omg this def is hard to hear
Drutigerman
Drutigerman HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: everyone's heard this one
this translates into" i'm seeing someone else
octosme
octosme franchise
over 3 years ago
re: everyone's heard this one
and thats what they all say
charleeeboy
charleeeboy HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: I just got a puppy
What the hell? That's the first. Haha.
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 3 years ago
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Classic
haha
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: I just got a puppy
nope. that's worse.LOL
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: There's somebody else.
ouch. mybe the worst one
octosme
octosme franchise
over 3 years ago
re: There's somebody else.
THERE ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE
garriola
garriola varsity
over 3 years ago
re: Classic
that was my first thought!
oceanica
oceanica pro
over 3 years ago
re: I just got a puppy
Ha. I can see her saying that, too. Dumbass.
charleeeboy
charleeeboy HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Classic
Yeah, so lame.. They won't even explain why its them.
mikkison
mikkison starter
over 3 years ago
re: Classic
oh yes... i hate this one..
 
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IBY Awards (2)

“Best Kicked to the curb excuse”
— msmichalla awarded Blind
over 3 years ago
“Lamest Ex-Girlfriend Award”
— oceanica awarded I just got a puppy
over 3 years ago