Toys You Would Not Buy Your Children

Time to put together a list of toys you would not buy your children. Funniest toy wins- but these must be actually manufactured toys. No repeats.

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lol3000 peewee

9 days ago

re: Pole Dancing Doll
hwat the hell kids are on this........

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kittyalexia starter

8 months ago

re: Pole Dancing Doll
not good

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kittyalexia starter

8 months ago

re: Wolverine Punching Bag
gahahahah

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kittyalexia starter

8 months ago

re: Dora Aquapet
hahahha

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mingirarou all-city

8 months ago

re: Wolverine Punching Bag
killing me...lol

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mingirarou all-city

8 months ago

re: Pole Dancing Doll
5 ~eh??

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hardyyy all-IBY

8 months ago

re: Superman Pillow
5

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hardyyy all-IBY

8 months ago

re: shave the baby!
5

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Whitandmat07 all-state

8 months ago

re: meth lab
Wow..lol

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AdebaYor legend

8 months ago

re: shave the baby!
5

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CatyL starter

8 months ago

re:  E.T. The Extraterrestrial Magic Finger Light Toy
lool :)

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sabreeshuh all-state

8 months ago

re: Guillotine
PLEEAASSEEE MOM?!?!

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sabreeshuh all-state

8 months ago

re: Stumpy.
for some god aweful reason... im intrigued by this.

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sabreeshuh all-state

8 months ago

re:  E.T. The Extraterrestrial Magic Finger Light Toy
haha i wish someone would buy that for me ;-D

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itzKRiStYY pro

9 months ago

re: pee n poo plush dolls
thats cute looool! i would buy it for myself xDD

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CatyL starter

9 months ago

re:  E.T. The Extraterrestrial Magic Finger Light Toy
lol :)

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AVJ21 all-star

9 months ago

re:  E.T. The Extraterrestrial Magic Finger Light Toy
hahaha wow and i never heard of this comp :? where was I

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ikondude HOFer

9 months ago

re: meth lab
Much better than my entry. If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it. 5!!!!!

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dav77 all-state

9 months ago

re: Humping dogs
LMFAO!!!

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dav77 all-state

9 months ago

re: Complete with tiny penis
WTF!!!!!

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Checkit_Chica starter

10 months ago

re: Superman Pillow
Oh, miraa! Has encontrado mi almohada! Que sepas que ahi en su boca se guarda chocolate para cuando me despierte con hambre... Tu que estas pesando, eh?

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chriskidster HOFer

10 months ago

re: Complete with tiny penis
LMAO .. that looks mildly disturbing

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Guitardude franchise

10 months ago

re: Pole Dancing Doll
Strange toy

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spud08 HOFer

10 months ago

re: Superman Pillow
Mum?? i want this pillow?? plz

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Deadmas2 peewee

10 months ago

re: Worst Batman Toy Idea lmao
LOL I LOVE IT!

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