what would you do if you could meet jessica alba?

I would ask her.."Hey Jess, isn't it funny we just had this same comp posted about 2 weeks ago?"

Then I would be like
"Yo Shawty... Sup?? Les Kick it for a Min.. UknowwhutI'msayin..yeah!"

Basically the same answer I gave a couple of weeks ago (It didn't win then either). (see more)

well probably nothing. I mean come on who likes do be stopped every 5 min while they're on shopping or something. (see more)

I'd say...That's Hot...Then she'd be all...That's Hot...Then I'd say, Where's IMHUNGRY! lol (see more)

can i take a photo with you?
it would go nicely with my collection of other famous people i've met and have had my photo taken with (see more)

My competitive nature is stronger than my awe of [smoking hot] celebrities. (see more)

I would throw down a competition, since she IS winning the lip dub contest. I would challenger her to a race, loose because she is way fit with personal trainers, and then after loosing all my dignity, being beat by a girl, I would ask for her autograph. (see more)

I would take her to a cheap restaurant because I will be paying and then we would go see a movie. A scary movie so when she gets scared, she would hold me until the scary part is over. Who am i kidding, Jessica Alba doesn't get scared; she did The Eye, which I recommend people to see. (see more)

or whatever alcohol she likes and ask her how difficult or great it is to be so unbelievably gorgeous! I'd also want to chat about IBY and parenthood stuff and take a picture with her. (see more)

I say hello , Bonjour (see more)

HER SECRET TO BE SLIM (see more)

id kiss her! i know i would be thrown to jail but it will be all worth it :]

no offense jessica :] (see more)

Nothing really... i don't know her at all, i mean, i've seen her movies, but that doesn't make me fell that her know her any better? i would say the obvius thing "i love ur movies" i can't say anything else...? she have never wrote me anything, or anything about me .. so i would be completely lost if i met her :P and it would be awkwardly silence .. :P (see more)

I would completely drop dead. If i would even see jessica alba in person i could die a happy men. (see more)

i'd ask her if she wanted to go go karting for the day (see more)

here's my autograph i knew you were gonna ask me for it so i signed it earlier :) (see more)

SpicyHam is an ASS!  (see more)