When life hands you lemons...

When life hands you lemons....make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how the hell you did it. (see more)

When life hands you lemons, grab the tequila and salt and call your friends! (see more)

When life hands you lemons... grab life by the collar and scream, "ORANGES, DUMBASS, O-R-A-N-G-E-S! What are you? Deaf?" (see more)

The most classic line I've heard in a while...
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*** the lemons,' and bail."
-Kunu(Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
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when life hands you lemons..
tell life to make his own goddamn lemonade!!! (see more)

When life hands you lemons, eat your goddamn lemons, because there are poor African children out there who would kill for a lemon. (see more)

when life hands u lemons, make lemonade... the use lemonade to wash down xanax (see more)

GOSH!!! when life hands me lemons ill do what i want with them! (see more)

Scientifically, this sentence can never make sense! Life is a thing not a person! You cannot be handed something from a THING! and where would "MR. LIFE" get these lemons...huh? tell me!! And, why would he hand them to you? why not someone more important, like the President! And why would "Life" hand you LEMONS when he could hand you something better like money. Wow! you have no brain capacity WHATSOEVER!!! (see more)

...make a rap album out of it. When cliches get twisted into lyrics it revives their...well troofiness (as _tizzle would say) (see more)

when life hands you lemons.... hope it was a typo.. and it should've been melons.. soft warm sensitive melons.. for you to enjoy ;-))) (see more)

when life hands u lemons u throw them at miley cyrus (see more)

you paint that shit gold (see more)

Eat it and make a SOUR FACE =P (see more)

When life hands you lemons cut um up and put it in your corona and than tell life to bring mango's next time (see more)

When life hands you lemons sell them. (see more)

What the hell's a lemon? (see more)

cut in half, and squirt in someones eye...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! (see more)

make lemonade, if you`re emo, squeeze the lemons on your eyes and cut marks (see more)

when life hands you lemons...make a caipirinha! (famous brazilian drink) (see more)