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When life hands you lemons...

when life hands you lemons__________________________ [finish the sentence]


total challengers: 85   
1st
When life hands you lemons....make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how the hell you did it. (see more)
 
alterKATEtion
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 793  VOTES: 61

 

2nd
When life hands you lemons, grab the tequila and salt and call your friends! (see more)
 
Missikat
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 334  VOTES: 40

 

3rd
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When life hands you lemons... grab life by the collar and scream, "ORANGES, DUMBASS, O-R-A-N-G-E-S! What are you? Deaf?" (see more)
 
Feets
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 305  VOTES: 38

 

4th
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The most classic line I've heard in a while...
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*** the lemons,' and bail."
-Kunu(Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
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negrana
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 198  VOTES: 26

 

5th
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when life hands you lemons..
tell life to make his own goddamn lemonade!!! (see more)
 
kaloy08
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 199  VOTES: 33

 

6th
When life hands you lemons, eat your goddamn lemons, because there are poor African children out there who would kill for a lemon. (see more)
 
potteraholic14
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 288  VOTES: 40

 

7th
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when life hands u lemons, make lemonade... the use lemonade to wash down xanax (see more)
 
iwashere
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 229  VOTES: 20

 

8th
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GOSH!!! when life hands me lemons ill do what i want with them! (see more)
 
maketa14
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 221  VOTES: 29

 

9th
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Scientifically, this sentence can never make sense! Life is a thing not a person! You cannot be handed something from a THING! and where would "MR. LIFE" get these lemons...huh? tell me!! And, why would he hand them to you? why not someone more important, like the President! And why would "Life" hand you LEMONS when he could hand you something better like money. Wow! you have no brain capacity WHATSOEVER!!! (see more)
 
coolnerd115
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 187  VOTES: 26

 

10th
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...make a rap album out of it. When cliches get twisted into lyrics it revives their...well troofiness (as _tizzle would say) (see more)
 
pmac74
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 292  VOTES: 29

 

11th
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when life hands you lemons.... hope it was a typo.. and it should've been melons.. soft warm sensitive melons.. for you to enjoy ;-))) (see more)
 
TedOnTheNet
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 295  VOTES: 32

 

12th
when life hands u lemons u throw them at miley cyrus (see more)
 
luvmiki
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 192  VOTES: 31

 

13th
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you paint that shit gold (see more)
 
ucantbeatme420
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 134  VOTES: 19

 

14th
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Eat it and make a SOUR FACE =P (see more)
 
Ckboy
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 124  VOTES: 17

 

15th
When life hands you lemons cut um up and put it in your corona and than tell life to bring mango's next time (see more)
 
kekoa12
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 121  VOTES: 17

 

16th
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When life hands you lemons sell them. (see more)
 
yournewhomie
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 164  VOTES: 23

 

17th
What the hell's a lemon? (see more)
 
smoothfrenchvanilla
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 96  VOTES: 9

 

18th
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cut in half, and squirt in someones eye...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! (see more)
 
mf1arch
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 90  VOTES: 9

 

19th
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make lemonade, if you`re emo, squeeze the lemons on your eyes and cut marks (see more)
 
tony_mejias
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 79  VOTES: 9

 

20th
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when life hands you lemons...make a caipirinha! (famous brazilian drink) (see more)
 
themonster
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 198  VOTES: 29



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Comments

POinnovate
POinnovate peewee
over 2 years ago
re: a la Atmosphere
Paint that shit gold is a great answer but it seems like your talkin bad about slug and ants choice in album itles
eight_o_eight
over 4 years ago
re: Life
life's a B***H, huh? lol 5
tHu_OzZ
tHu_OzZ all-american
over 4 years ago
re: Hand Me A Lemon
tough tough
N0Caffeine
N0Caffeine all-IBY
over 4 years ago
re: Hand Me A Lemon
LOL I love that movie! 555
na_lean
na_lean all-star
over 4 years ago
re: a la Atmosphere
great album...i love them..
jgn13
jgn13 all-city
over 4 years ago
re: CHUCK NORRIS
lol true
candyclaire
candyclaire HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: Lemons
aww 5555! for you! i love this one! especially the tequila!
candyclaire
candyclaire HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: lemons?!?
hahah i love it! how you put it that way
candyclaire
candyclaire HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: see entry
lol
candyclaire
candyclaire HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: Grape Juice
aww i didnt know this ends today.. i wanted to join aha fair no last entries! haha
kaycem
kaycem franchise
over 4 years ago
re: hand them back
hahahaha, omg this is so funny... i prefer cash, btw. not trackable, LMAO
mattsn
mattsn franchise
over 4 years ago
re: see entry
lol!
judyadams
judyadams all-state
over 4 years ago
re: Lemons
my thoughts also 5
kayydub
kayydub all-star
over 4 years ago
re: Lemon
lol this one is my fave.
joyzee
joyzee jv
over 4 years ago
re: lemons
good one!XD i'll just say that, lemons are the only thing what i want to throw at miley cyrus!
Alexa
Alexa all-american
over 4 years ago
re: Grape Juice
This is the best one I've ever heard of, niceeee!!
trick_4_treats
trick_4_treats all-state
over 4 years ago
re: see entry
lol
im_a_LOVE_glutton
over 4 years ago
re: DAMM LIFE
Buwaahahaha 5! (i love lemons though!)
GinLamia
GinLamia all-american
over 4 years ago
re: When
I was going to settle for 'sue their ass!' However, I was having one of my vocabulary moments:-P
iloveusher619
iloveusher619 all-city
over 4 years ago
re: Grape Juice
Hahaha!!
swe3typ13
swe3typ13 all-state
over 4 years ago
re: a la Atmosphere
Atmosphere!!! Love him!
swe3typ13
swe3typ13 all-state
over 4 years ago
re: Grape Juice
LMAO! Good one!
broha136
broha136 all-state
over 4 years ago
re: When
too many big words
iwashere
iwashere icon
over 4 years ago
iwashere
iwashere icon
over 4 years ago
re: life sucks
haha
 
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over 4 years ago
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