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Funniest eBay Auctions


	Find the funniest item that is up for bid on eBay. It can be an auction that is already in progress or one that has already ended. As long as on eBay it doesn't matter. Include the link to the page in the tags box so we know it's legit. total challengers: 45

1^st

$152.50 Cashew

http://cgi.ebay.com/Stevens-Trader-Joes-Cashew-4-sculpture-print-1-1_W0QQitemZ200220800656QQihZ010QQcategoryZ60442QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

One expensive phallic cashew... (see more)

BY macswim81

RATING: 3.8 VIEWS: 3371 VOTES: 65

2^nd

Air Guitar

Air guitar. (see more)

BY Waluigi13

RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 1153 VOTES: 28

3^rd

Boner Bob and Betty Boob

Hot Dog and marshmallow roasters in prime locations. Take them to your next party and see how much fun you will have. These are over 34" long with wood handles for cooking over campfires. (see more)

BY Funnyman1026

RATING: 3.4 VIEWS: 1407 VOTES: 22

4^th

California Corn Flake

Yes, I Sold This for $15.50

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200218688443 (see more)

BY kennethmorris

RATING: 3.4 VIEWS: 398 VOTES: 6

5^th

Cheating Wife

father-of-two who suspected his wife was having an affair with another man exacted his revenge by trying to sell her on eBay.
Paul Osborn, from the UK, booted his wife Sharon from their home and listed her on the auction website.

His description of a "lying, cheating, adulterous slag of a wife" attracted worldwide attention with bids going as high as $1,000,000 the UK's Sun newspaper reports.
(see more)

BY eamerextreme

RATING: 3.4 VIEWS: 2374 VOTES: 46

6^th

Whorebie

Whorebie complete with fakecrack pipe.

Hi everyone,My name is Ben.
You might not know me but i'm ken's brother.

When my brother ken met barbie he found out she
had a twin sister named whorebie.

He introduced me to her so we could double date.
Big Big Big mistake.
i started to whore her out for some quick cash and she liked it.
Hey it made her feel good.
As you can see by the pics,Being on the streets
hit her real bad.
I made alot of money from her being her pimp.
So now I'm selling her as second hand.

Just think your very own
whorebie to pimp (see more)

BY ngcgirlonfiyah

RATING: 3.4 VIEWS: 2776 VOTES: 48

7^th

Authentic Leprechaun Breast Implants!

"... here's a pair of breath-taking 3.5oz real Leprechaun breast implants!!

It doesn't get any better! They feel like real leprechaun breasts, believe me, I know!

You can't even tell the difference. View image #2 for example of squishiness and pure amazingness."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5678163485&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT (see more)

BY reincarnut

RATING: 3.3 VIEWS: 890 VOTES: 12

8^th

Keychain urn

"Allows you to discreetly keep a loved one close. Hold it in your hand anytime & anywhere."
What a surprise your friend will get when he plays with your car keys and realizes he spilled the remains of your grandma all over himself. What's more is it's blatantly purple. (see more)

BY shellbell178

RATING: 3.3 VIEWS: 2092 VOTES: 28

9^th

self-refilling empty baby food jar

"AFTER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS OF THROWING THIS JAR AWAY, I HAVE REALIZED IT HAS THE CAPABILITIES TO REFILL ITSELF.

EACH TIME MY SON FINISHES A JAR AND IT IS THROWN AWAY, THE NEXT TIME I LOOK IN THE CUPBOARD THERE IT IS AGAIN!!!

NOW, GRANTED MY SON LOVES HIS FOOD, I SEE NO NEED TO KEEP THIS WONDEROUS ITEM ALL TO OURSELVES.

SO, I AM PASSING IT ON TO YOU THE EBAY COMMUNITY"

http://cgi.ebay.com/EMPTY-BABY-FOOD-JAR_W0QQitemZ150247799770QQihZ005QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (see more)

BY GinLamia

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 848 VOTES: 13

10^th

$1,350 for...

A corn flake. Shaped like Illinois. (see more)

BY jaxus

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 1003 VOTES: 21

11^th

PORTABLE STRIPPER POLE

Portable Removable Dancing Dance Stripper Pole Kit NEW (see more)

BY Irving1992

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 679 VOTES: 8

12^th

A baby

Parents of 7-month-old boy posted an ad on eBay offering to sell him for one euro, the equivalent of $1.57.

"Offering my nearly new baby for sale, as it has gotten too loud. It is a male baby, nearly 28 inches (70 cm) long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller." (see more)

BY jilkim

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 555 VOTES: 8

13^th

This is a FART in a container

this was a sale on ebay, very gross and who would bid on that...2 people?...lol,,,the highest bib is $41.00...OMG? (see more)

BY jmpayne18

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 1808 VOTES: 27

14^th

Earrings. :))

REAL MOOSE POOP EARRINGS

FROM COLORADO MOOSE

DRIED AND DIPPED IN POYLURETHANE

great as a gift

or for those that are moose lovers (see more)

BY laurapearlh

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 1485 VOTES: 23

15^th

mother

a little boy was afraid of the "monster" under his bed. she drew a picture of a monster and told him she was selling him on ebay. somebody bought the "monster" for 1000 dollars (see more)

BY Ace2212

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 1665 VOTES: 23

16^th

Drain Hair...need I say more?

This is not just funny but just plain wrong!

http://cgi.ebay.com/hairball-drain-clog-very-long-hair-ball_W0QQitemZ160244483007QQihZ006QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (see more)

BY kricket

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 489 VOTES: 3

17^th

d*** in a box

sorry box not included (see more)

BY 10kprokop

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 380 VOTES: 3

18^th

Breast Implant Coupon

wow, get a coupon to make ur chest bigger... (see more)

BY _Matthias

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 2109 VOTES: 21

19^th

Bulgarian Armwrestling Medal

Ladies and Gentleman,
we introduce to your attention, from our private collection, a wonderful 2000 Bulgarian Armwrestling Federation memorial medal.
A FINE ITEM, APPROPRIATE FOR EVERY COLLECTOR!!! (see more)

BY JayPud

RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 1218 VOTES: 15

20^th

Grab bag of poop

FAKE POOP CRAP COMBO (DOG CAT HUMAN) TURDS JOKE GAG
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A 3 COMBO POOP SET!
1- FAKE DOG POOP
1-FAKE KITTY CRAP
1-PARTY POOPER
Nothing Says your number one like a #2!
Have you turded someone lately?
Have a spare in the glove compartment. You'll never
know when you'll need one!
(see more)

BY Feets

RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 641 VOTES: 9

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re: Keychain urn
Hello dear (mary_dion50@yahoo.in) How are you doing today, i hope every things is ok with you as its my pleasure to contact you after viewing your profile at www.shufuni.com which really interest me in having communication with you, if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what will happen in future. i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication and to know all about each other ok, here is my email, so that i will send you my pictures i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day. yours new friend. mary Email(mary_dion50@yahoo.in)

re: Cheating Wife
Hello dear (mary_dion50@yahoo.in) How are you doing today, i hope every things is ok with you as its my pleasure to contact you after viewing your profile at www.shufuni.com which really interest me in having communication with you, if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what will happen in future. i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication and to know all about each other ok, here is my email, so that i will send you my pictures i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day. yours new friend. mary Email(mary_dion50@yahoo.in)

re: A baby
And that is why they made it so you can't sell people on ebay anymore

re: California Corn Flake
I see a face on the cornflake also

re: Air Guitar
You got my 5 vote on this one!!! Can you take a second and vote for me at this site: brickfish.com/kas06g It's on the right side where it says campaigns! Thanks!

re: Air Guitar
this is actually the best thing of all things on ebay! let me mail you an Air Check, how much do you want me to make it out for?

re: This is a FART in a container
How smart! I should do that, lol.

re: Authentic Leprechaun Breast Implants!
Well, any more votes for this one? huh? huh? :-)

re: One million dollar goldfish crackers doing "IT"
dude are those gold fish doing it. i can't tell but thats what it looks like

re: PORTABLE STRIPPER POLE
That can be useful :D

re: Grab bag of poop
223 views and 3 votes. I feel like a grab bag of poop.

re: Air Guitar
i'd so buy that air gat! lol.

re: Virgin Mary Chicken Nugget
I think it looks like Michael Jackson about to give a child some Jesus Juice.

re: Virgin Mary Chicken Nugget
I honestly think it looks like Brett Favre about to throw a pass

re: Virgin Mary Chicken Nugget
Lordy, lordy, what's up with these people and the Virgin Mary? Why doesn't it ever look like the Slut Mary Magdalene?

re: Earrings. :))
HOLY S**T! Ok, maybe it's not "holy" but it definitely IS s**t!

re: self-refilling empty baby food jar
HA! Hilarious!

re: This is a FART in a container
what is this exactly? what aer you saying about two people? i can't read it. it's too small.

re: Air Guitar
Best! 5 of 5!

re: Cheating Wife
Of course the bid went really high! He was auctioning SHARON OSBORNE (as far as they knew, it was the one married to OZZY!)

re: Cheating Wife
OMG! serious??

re: Authentic Leprechaun Breast Implants!
wooow hahahahah!

re: Boner Bob and Betty Boob
ahahahahahha thats cute... in a weird way

re: self-refilling empty baby food jar
omg lol

re: self-refilling empty baby food jar
hahahaha wtf?!

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IBY Awards (5)

“Smallest Statue of a Wiener!”

— Wolfmilf awarded $152.50 Cashew
over 4 years ago

“AWESOME”

— boot17 awarded dino poo
over 5 years ago

“SO ORIGINAL”

— boot17 awarded Cheating Wife
over 5 years ago


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Funniest eBay Auctions

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