what's the worst/funniest thing as a kid

when i was in third grade, i was taking a test, but had to pee sooo bad!
so when i asked my teacher if i could use the restroom, she said finish the test first, but it was sooooo long! so i said i really really have to go! and she said "you should have gone during recess"
i wasss soooo mad! lmao, so to get her back, i peed in my pants.. it was ALOT!
so i told her i peed in my pants because you didnt let me go.
and she looked disgusted, because you know, she had to clean it up.
she sent me to the nurse so my momma could bring me clothes, and i knew my teacher felt bad because she brought me lunch..
but hey, thats what she gets! muahhahaha (see more)

wen i wuz like 5 or 6 i went to this fancy buffet and for desert i went to get green tea ice cream. they had the best ice cream, but they putted at the wrong place.they placed it at the sushi bar next to the wasabi.so i accidentally got the wasabi and wen i ate it it burned the HELL outta me.the sushi guy came over and laughed and i got pissed at him and punched him.(what can i say he deservered it!) (see more)

when i was like 4 yrs, i saw my cousin putting on deodorant on her underarms...and i was asking her, "what's that for?" she said it was so you don't sweat. later on that day, my family and i were going out and i was the last one to come out of house. as everyone was waiting for me, they all started laughing at me. my mom was like, "WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THE WHITE STUFF ON YOUR FOREHEAD??"....my response: "deodorant, so i don't sweat!"... (keep in mind, it's 25 yrs later, and they NEVER let me forget that story!) (see more)

when i was younger, i played marco polo with my neighbor and my sister. we had no idea how to play so my sister was it and had to find us with a blindfold. she jumped off the bed and landed on the corner of a table and it cut her forehead. she bled a lot and i was freaked out and begged her to stop crying and bleeding so i wouldn't get in trouble X_X. now she has a scar at by her hairline @_@ (see more)

ok so i was 7 and i just got out of the shower i went to my room to get my clothes and i squat down cause i dropped my clothe then i farted and when i turned around i saw poop on the floor and my mom asked me who did it and i said my dog did XD (see more)

When i was little, me and my cousins would get empty boxes and ride them down the stairs. And one time 3 of our cousins went at the same time. And we both slammed our heads together. The whole day we had a headache. (see more)

Worst: Going to school!
Best: Not working....
LOL :) (see more)

hahaha i got another one. ok so wen i wuz like 3 we had a 4th of july party and my aunt gave me some wine coolers to drink so i dranked it. and after awhile i got drunk and started to beat up my lil cuzin and pulled her pants down. i don't kno i couldn't control myself.thats why never start drinking at a young age. (see more)

when i was like 3, i visited Hong Kong. my family and i were at this restaurant. i was playing with the hot mustard and my mom told me to stop and an employee joined in and said i gotta go move tables if i keep playing. so i totally stopped and wanted to cry. the next day we walked by on the other side of the street and the fricken guy recognized me and shouted to ask when i was gonna help move tables. i wanted to cry T_T (see more)

um i was like 8 and we were having tacos and my dad put out some wasabi(for a joke) and i took a glob,thinking it was guacamole, and put it in my mouth and it burned (see more)