1. Never approach a woman to talk 2 her!
2. Avoid all eye contact, stare at her boobs and butt instead!
3. Never shower, shave, brush your teeth or use deoderant! Your B.O. will drive her crazy!
4. When u go 2 the bathroom b sure 2 splash water on your pants so it looks like u dribbled on yourself!
5. Also when in the bathroom, stick toilet paper 2 your shoe! This is killer
6. Date multiple women at once! This saves time and gives u more options
7. When in public be sure 2 grab your crotch alot, spit, fart, and belch! She loves your display of masculinity!
8. If you do have 2 talk 2 her, be sure to yell loudly, curse and insult her!
9. If she asks if she looks fat in a dress, tell her yes and she is homely! She will appreciate your candor!
10. When at a restaurant, be sure 2 stare at the waitresses ASS! feel free 2 grab it 2! This will make ur date jealous!
11. Finally, back at your trailer, the big moment uve been waiting 4! Sex with your 2 dates and the waitress! NO Condom!
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