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competition: best pick up line
description: what is the best pick up line. |
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4th
ice breaker
You: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?
Her: No
You: The other 7% sing
Her: Oh yeah?
You: And do you know what they sing?
Her: No, what?
You: Oh you must be one of the girls that masturbates then.
Her: HAHAHA
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BY tHe_oNe
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 419 VOTES: 34
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9th
very settle
"You look like the kind of woman who has heard every line there is. So which ones work on you?"
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BY saiho
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 377 VOTES: 35
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“Only one I've never used award”
| — TheTrueDante awarded Silly Shoes | (+2 pts) awarded: Mar 15 02:13am |
| — omgomgomg awarded ice breaker | (+2 pts) awarded: Mar 14 11:02pm |
| — amirjoon awarded Polar Bear | (+2 pts) awarded: Mar 04 09:13pm |
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re: UPS
haha, ill use that
re: Silly Shoes
lmao, who the hell has a shoe fetish?!
re: ice breaker
LMAO! another 5!
re: If i were peter pan..
HAHAHAHAHA thats so cutee
re: Tag
cheesy but funny!
re: pick up line
good one.
re: Pizza and Sex
hhhahahaha.you're right!
re: Father is a thief
haha! isn't this from Joey? he told Sara? this scene was funny!
re: Silly Shoes
haha. wth?
re: It works! lol
That is bad...wow..hahaha.
re: FINE FINE FINE
Hahaha, that was smooth.
re: classic loser
hahaha
re: Dropped
haha this one is cute
re: how do you like your eggs in the morning
eww it gave me a bad mental image hahaha
re: Booger
eww haha who would pick it up anyways,
re: UPS
thats funny :D
re: sunshine
thats cute i like that, that would make me blush
re: If I told you
That's really selfless & sweet of you!
re: If I told you
damn you! gotta give it a 5 and hope i can hold on to 3rd place.LOL
re: ice breaker
thanks. haven't needed to use it myself.LOL
re: ice breaker
haha this one gets em everytime
re: Love at First Sight
that is the best picture
re: Silly Shoes
hahah thats the name of an ed gein song.
re: ice breaker
MEH didn't realize the little side bar. Sorry, disregard my previous statement.
re: ice breaker
There should be more to this..."The other 7% sing, do you know what they sing? No. Well I guess you're in the 93%.