best pick up line

Nice shoes, Wanna F@%K? (see more)

F me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda? (see more)

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.  (see more)

You: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?

Her: No

You: The other 7% sing

Her: Oh yeah?

You: And do you know what they sing?

Her: No, what?

You: Oh you must be one of the girls that masturbates then.

Her: HAHAHA (see more)

If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me? (see more)

Hey, you dropped something.... my jaw. =p (see more)

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

It's a win-win for you (see more)

if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and i together (see more)

"You look like the kind of woman who has heard every line there is. So which ones work on you?" (see more)

Checks tag on shirt. "yep, just as I thought, Made in Heaven" (see more)

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

Typically, the response should be "I don't know"...

Response "I don't know either, but enough to break the ice, hi, my name is ______"  (see more)

"Do you believe in love at first sight?"
If she says yes: "Well, do you want me to walk by again?"
If she says no: "Well, do you want me to walk by again...and change your mind?" (see more)

"Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I caught you checking out my package!" (see more)

how do you like your eggs in the morning scrabbled, or fertilized (see more)

Hey do u have a mirror in your pants cuz i can see me in em (see more)

haha its so cheesy (see more)

Mind if i sit here til it's safe back where i farted? (see more)

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. (see more)

If I followed you home, would you keep me? (see more)

i lost my number can i have yours? (see more)