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delivers a beatdown! congratulations! |
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best pick up line
what is the best pick up line.total challengers: 51
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2nd
F me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda? (see more)
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BY NickBeeezy
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4th
You: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?
Her: No
You: The other 7% sing
Her: Oh yeah?
You: And do you know what they sing?
Her: No, what?
You: Oh you must be one of the girls that masturbates then.
Her: HAHAHA (see more)
Her: No
You: The other 7% sing
Her: Oh yeah?
You: And do you know what they sing?
Her: No, what?
You: Oh you must be one of the girls that masturbates then.
Her: HAHAHA (see more)
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BY tHe_oNe
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 521 VOTES: 34
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5th
If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me? (see more)
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BY Marjan
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 452 VOTES: 23
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6th
Hey, you dropped something.... my jaw. =p (see more)
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BY charleeeboy
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 457 VOTES: 25
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8th
if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and i together (see more)
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BY crazymatt
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 447 VOTES: 32
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9th
"You look like the kind of woman who has heard every line there is. So which ones work on you?" (see more)
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BY saiho
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 477 VOTES: 35
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10th
Checks tag on shirt. "yep, just as I thought, Made in Heaven" (see more)
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BY bigdig712
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 496 VOTES: 32
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11th
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Typically, the response should be "I don't know"...
Response "I don't know either, but enough to break the ice, hi, my name is ______" (see more)
Typically, the response should be "I don't know"...
Response "I don't know either, but enough to break the ice, hi, my name is ______" (see more)
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BY feather146
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12th

"Do you believe in love at first sight?"
If she says yes: "Well, do you want me to walk by again?"
If she says no: "Well, do you want me to walk by again...and change your mind?" (see more)
If she says yes: "Well, do you want me to walk by again?"
If she says no: "Well, do you want me to walk by again...and change your mind?" (see more)
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BY amirjoon
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 395 VOTES: 32
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14th
how do you like your eggs in the morning scrabbled, or fertilized (see more)
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BY lplindsay143
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15th
Hey do u have a mirror in your pants cuz i can see me in em (see more)
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BY NY_Assassin
RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 278 VOTES: 21
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17th
Mind if i sit here til it's safe back where i farted? (see more)
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BY Drutigerman
RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 338 VOTES: 35
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18th
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. (see more)
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BY fightstar
RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 350 VOTES: 36
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Comments
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re: Silly Shoes
lmao, who the hell has a shoe fetish?!
lmao, who the hell has a shoe fetish?!
re: ice breaker
LMAO! another 5!
LMAO! another 5!
re: If i were peter pan..
HAHAHAHAHA thats so cutee
HAHAHAHAHA thats so cutee
re: pick up line
good one.
good one.
re: Pizza and Sex
hhhahahaha.you're right!
hhhahahaha.you're right!
re: Father is a thief
haha! isn't this from Joey? he told Sara? this scene was funny!
haha! isn't this from Joey? he told Sara? this scene was funny!
re: Silly Shoes
haha. wth?
haha. wth?
re: It works! lol
That is bad...wow..hahaha.
That is bad...wow..hahaha.
re: FINE FINE FINE
Hahaha, that was smooth.
Hahaha, that was smooth.
re: classic loser
hahaha
hahaha
re: how do you like your eggs in the morning
eww it gave me a bad mental image hahaha
eww it gave me a bad mental image hahaha
re: If I told you
That's really selfless & sweet of you!
That's really selfless & sweet of you!
re: If I told you
damn you! gotta give it a 5 and hope i can hold on to 3rd place.LOL
damn you! gotta give it a 5 and hope i can hold on to 3rd place.LOL
re: ice breaker
thanks. haven't needed to use it myself.LOL
thanks. haven't needed to use it myself.LOL
re: ice breaker
haha this one gets em everytime
haha this one gets em everytime
re: Love at First Sight
that is the best picture
that is the best picture
re: Silly Shoes
hahah thats the name of an ed gein song.
hahah thats the name of an ed gein song.
re: ice breaker
MEH didn't realize the little side bar. Sorry, disregard my previous statement.
MEH didn't realize the little side bar. Sorry, disregard my previous statement.
re: ice breaker
There should be more to this..."The other 7% sing, do you know what they sing? No. Well I guess you're in the 93%.
There should be more to this..."The other 7% sing, do you know what they sing? No. Well I guess you're in the 93%.
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haha, ill use that