best pick up line

My phone isn't working, may I use yours. (Call yourself from that phone so you'll have hot girl/guy's #). (see more)

wanna Bone! (see more)

hey!

how was your day? (see more)

If I was Peter Pan...
you'd be my happy thought : ] (see more)

Are you a magnet? Cos you attract me.

..I'm the man of steel. (see more)

guy: you have something on your cheek

girl: what? (tries to brush it off) is it gone?

guy: no, let me help you (gives her a kiss on the cheek) (see more)

Was your daddy a thief ?Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes (see more)

C'MON OVER BABY AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO WORK THAT THANG (see more)

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THIS IS FUNNY

did you fart?...

NO WHY?....

because you just blew me away....;p (see more)