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Best Chuck Norris Facts


	easy...Best Chuck Norris fact wins..No doubles..feel free to make up your own or any one that exists. total challengers: 135

1^st

lol

chuck norris' calendar skips april 1, cuz no one fools chuck norriss

BY cheese20

RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 1351 VOTES: 49

2^nd

Chucky Bear

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

BY Bboyrob09

RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 975 VOTES: 38

3^rd

the man

god wanted to create the world in 10 days, chuck norris gave him 7.

BY cheese20

RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 885 VOTES: 43

4^th

Infinity

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

BY angelahayes

RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 947 VOTES: 45

5^th

cures cancer

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries. hehe ;P

BY xoxorizz

RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 978 VOTES: 53

6^th

Surprise

Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

BY JiveTurkey

RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 1179 VOTES: 75

7^th

clock

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time is it

BY Shinji

RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 682 VOTES: 22

8^th

stare

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun..... and won

BY Zell161

RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 1022 VOTES: 47

9^th

peanuts

When flying on an airplane, Chuck Norris gets a second bag of peanuts

BY jimbo256

RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 664 VOTES: 19

10^th

Massive Erection!

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.

BY musy101

RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 647 VOTES: 19

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re: Chuck Norris has 3 balls
lol i liked this one

re: cures cancer
already hit it with a 5 way back. i'll do what i can.

re: Best Chuck Norris Facts
<a href="whosyourchampion.com">Who's Your Champion.com/Chuck-Norris</a>

re: Haha
its true.. i've seen it

re: great actor?
yea its his life

re: horse
hahahaha.. oh dang! i can read this iver and over again and still laugh! LOL

re: CHUCK NEVER SLEEPS
hahahahha!!

re: gotcha
hahaha.. BANG!

re: chucky
HAHAHA.. POTATOSACKS!! damn!! LMAO!

re: I've seen it
hahaha.. love this comp.. laugh trip!

re: I heart Norris
LMAO!!!!!

re: Surprise
STILL CRACKS ME UP!!

re: I've seen it
hahhaa! these are great!! 5 too

re: Snow
LMAO!!!!

re: Two Stones With One Bird
lol

re: chucky
omg555555555 lol

re: lol
except 4 me

re: in my seat
ohhhhhhhh jesus burn

re: gotcha
ok

re: Chyaku Norrisu
wow creepy pic

re: LOL!!!!
lol

re: Norris
rule number one never talk about fight club lol good movie

re: myspace
lollllll

re: venomous
lol

re: condoms
ouch

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