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Best Chuck Norris Facts

easy...Best Chuck Norris fact wins..No doubles..feel free to make up your own or any one that exists.


total challengers: 135   
1st
chuck norris' calendar skips april 1, cuz no one fools chuck norriss (see more)
 
cheese20
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 1462  VOTES: 49

 

2nd
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.  (see more)
 
Bboyrob09
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 1089  VOTES: 38

 

3rd
god wanted to create the world in 10 days, chuck norris gave him 7. (see more)
 
cheese20
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 994  VOTES: 43

 

4th
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. (see more)
 
angelahayes
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 1056  VOTES: 45

 

5th
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries. hehe ;P (see more)
 
xoxorizz
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 1087  VOTES: 53

 

6th
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. (see more)
 
JiveTurkey
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 1288  VOTES: 75

 

7th
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time is it (see more)
 
Shinji
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 793  VOTES: 22

 

8th
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Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun..... and won (see more)
 
Zell161
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 1131  VOTES: 47

 

9th
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When flying on an airplane, Chuck Norris gets a second bag of peanuts (see more)
 
jimbo256
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 774  VOTES: 19

 

10th
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors. (see more)
 
musy101
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 760  VOTES: 19

 

11th
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies.....He Potato sacks them..... (see more)
 
Zell161
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 731  VOTES: 30

 

12th
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
 (see more)
 
tHe_oNe
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 586  VOTES: 16

 

13th
Once, while having sex in a lorry-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime (see more)
 
msladyvi
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 952  VOTES: 49

 

14th
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. (see more)
 
scnbenstein
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 760  VOTES: 35

 

15th
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (see more)
 
AZ1234
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 1005  VOTES: 54

 

16th
Chuck norris goes to heaven and goes up to jesus and jesus is on a huge throne made of gold and valuble gems and he says, "Excuse me, I think you're in my seat." (see more)
 
Thatguyoverthere
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 553  VOTES: 13

 

17th
chuck norris burnt ants with a magnifying glass...at NIGHT (see more)
 
trong
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 878  VOTES: 48

 

18th
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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. (see more)
 
jimbo256
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 860  VOTES: 29

 

19th
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money then you. (see more)
 
Von_Penguin
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 458  VOTES: 10

 

20th
Chuck Norris doesn't lick to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop, the lollipop center comes to him. (see more)
 
gojames
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 893  VOTES: 37



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Comments

TheBriltz
TheBriltz all-american
over 4 years ago
re: Chuck Norris has 3 balls
lol i liked this one
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: cures cancer
already hit it with a 5 way back. i'll do what i can.
whosyourchampion
over 4 years ago
re: Best Chuck Norris Facts
<a href="whosyourchampion.com">Who's Your Champion.com/Chuck-Norris</a>
soninja
soninja captain
over 4 years ago
re: Haha
its true.. i've seen it
woppo
woppo all-american
over 4 years ago
re: great actor?
yea its his life
michimona
michimona franchise
over 4 years ago
re: horse
hahahaha.. oh dang! i can read this iver and over again and still laugh! LOL
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: CHUCK NEVER SLEEPS
hahahahha!!
michimona
michimona franchise
over 4 years ago
re: gotcha
hahaha.. BANG!
michimona
michimona franchise
over 4 years ago
re: chucky
HAHAHA.. POTATOSACKS!! damn!! LMAO!
michimona
michimona franchise
over 4 years ago
re: I've seen it
hahaha.. love this comp.. laugh trip!
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: I heart Norris
LMAO!!!!!
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: Surprise
STILL CRACKS ME UP!!
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: I've seen it
hahhaa! these are great!! 5 too
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: Snow
LMAO!!!!
kubes
kubes all-star
over 4 years ago
kubes
kubes all-star
over 4 years ago
re: chucky
omg555555555 lol
kubes
kubes all-star
over 4 years ago
re: lol
except 4 me
kubes
kubes all-star
over 4 years ago
re: in my seat
ohhhhhhhh jesus burn
kubes
kubes all-star
over 4 years ago
re: gotcha
ok
kubes
kubes all-star
over 4 years ago
re: Chyaku Norrisu
wow creepy pic
kubes
kubes all-star
over 4 years ago
re: LOL!!!!
lol
kubes
kubes all-star
over 4 years ago
re: Norris
rule number one never talk about fight club lol good movie
kubes
kubes all-star
over 4 years ago
re: myspace
lollllll
kubes
kubes all-star
over 4 years ago
re: venomous
lol
kubes
kubes all-star
over 4 years ago
re: condoms
ouch
 
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IBY Awards (3)

“Bang! ~dead~”
— michimona awarded gotcha
over 4 years ago
“LOOK OUT!”
— adrien awarded I've seen it
over 4 years ago
“Very True”
— purzyckij awarded Norris
over 4 years ago