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chuck norris' calendar skips april 1, cuz no one fools chuck norriss (see more)
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BY cheese20
 RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 1462 VOTES: 49
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Best Chuck Norris Facts
easy...Best Chuck Norris fact wins..No doubles..feel free to make up your own or any one that exists.total challengers: 135
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Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. (see more)
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BY Bboyrob09
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 1089 VOTES: 38
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3rd
god wanted to create the world in 10 days, chuck norris gave him 7. (see more)
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BY cheese20
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 994 VOTES: 43
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries. hehe ;P (see more)
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BY xoxorizz
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 1087 VOTES: 53
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. (see more)
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BY JiveTurkey
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 1288 VOTES: 75
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time is it (see more)
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BY Shinji
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 793 VOTES: 22
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10th
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors. (see more)
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BY musy101
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 760 VOTES: 19
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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BY tHe_oNe
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 586 VOTES: 16
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13th
Once, while having sex in a lorry-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime (see more)
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BY msladyvi
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 952 VOTES: 49
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14th
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. (see more)
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BY scnbenstein
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 760 VOTES: 35
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15th
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (see more)
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BY AZ1234
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 1005 VOTES: 54
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16th
Chuck norris goes to heaven and goes up to jesus and jesus is on a huge throne made of gold and valuble gems and he says, "Excuse me, I think you're in my seat." (see more)
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RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 553 VOTES: 13
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17th
chuck norris burnt ants with a magnifying glass...at NIGHT (see more)
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BY trong
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 878 VOTES: 48
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18th
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. (see more)
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BY jimbo256
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 860 VOTES: 29
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19th
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money then you. (see more)
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BY Von_Penguin
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 458 VOTES: 10
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20th
Chuck Norris doesn't lick to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop, the lollipop center comes to him. (see more)
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BY gojames
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 893 VOTES: 37
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re: cures cancer
already hit it with a 5 way back. i'll do what i can.
already hit it with a 5 way back. i'll do what i can.
re: Best Chuck Norris Facts
<a href="whosyourchampion.com">Who's Your Champion.com/Chuck-Norris</a>
<a href="whosyourchampion.com">Who's Your Champion.com/Chuck-Norris</a>
re: great actor?
yea its his life
yea its his life
re: CHUCK NEVER SLEEPS
hahahahha!!
hahahahha!!
re: I've seen it
hahaha.. love this comp.. laugh trip!
hahaha.. love this comp.. laugh trip!
re: I heart Norris
LMAO!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!
re: I've seen it
hahhaa! these are great!! 5 too
hahhaa! these are great!! 5 too
re: Two Stones With One Bird
lol
lol
re: in my seat
ohhhhhhhh jesus burn
ohhhhhhhh jesus burn
re: Chyaku Norrisu
wow creepy pic
wow creepy pic
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lol i liked this one