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Chuck Norris is still a virgin, because no matter what, Chuck Norris NEVER loses. (see more)
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BY tennisboi408
 RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 305 VOTES: 15
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Best Chuck Norris Facts
easy...Best Chuck Norris fact wins..No doubles..feel free to make up your own or any one that exists.total challengers: 135
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64th
Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run. (see more)
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RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 210 VOTES: 10
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65th
One day, Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake.
After ten days of excrutiating pain, the rattlesnake died. (see more)
After ten days of excrutiating pain, the rattlesnake died. (see more)
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RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 252 VOTES: 5
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67th
Chuck Norris sleeps with men. Not because he´s gay, but because he has already slept with every woman. (see more)
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BY Maischi
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 300 VOTES: 5
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68th
Dya know how Little boys wear SuperMan pajamas? Well, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas. (see more)
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BY Coconutshake
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 225 VOTES: 5
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69th
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. (see more)
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BY tHe_oNe
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 161 VOTES: 5
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70th
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris. (see more)
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BY Buretto
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 324 VOTES: 12
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71st
Everybody Loves Raymond, except Chuck Norris. (see more)
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BY Jojofashosho
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 308 VOTES: 12
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72nd
Giraffes don't exist, there just horses uppercutted by chuck norris. (see more)
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BY RAWRitsvon
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 229 VOTES: 7
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74th
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls. (see more)
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RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 198 VOTES: 7
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75th
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. (see more)
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BY Von_Penguin
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 228 VOTES: 7
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77th
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. (see more)
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BY Byrdman
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 300 VOTES: 14
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78th
Did you know they had Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldnt sell becuase it didnt take shit from nobody. (see more)
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BY RAWRitsvon
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 430 VOTES: 21
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79th
Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris swims through land (see more)
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BY polopunk16
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 163 VOTES: 4
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re: cures cancer
already hit it with a 5 way back. i'll do what i can.
already hit it with a 5 way back. i'll do what i can.
re: Best Chuck Norris Facts
<a href="whosyourchampion.com">Who's Your Champion.com/Chuck-Norris</a>
<a href="whosyourchampion.com">Who's Your Champion.com/Chuck-Norris</a>
re: great actor?
yea its his life
yea its his life
re: CHUCK NEVER SLEEPS
hahahahha!!
hahahahha!!
re: I've seen it
hahaha.. love this comp.. laugh trip!
hahaha.. love this comp.. laugh trip!
re: I heart Norris
LMAO!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!
re: I've seen it
hahhaa! these are great!! 5 too
hahhaa! these are great!! 5 too
re: Two Stones With One Bird
lol
lol
re: in my seat
ohhhhhhhh jesus burn
ohhhhhhhh jesus burn
re: Chyaku Norrisu
wow creepy pic
wow creepy pic
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lol i liked this one