81st
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. (see more)
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RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 174 VOTES: 4
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Best Chuck Norris Facts
easy...Best Chuck Norris fact wins..No doubles..feel free to make up your own or any one that exists.total challengers: 135
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82nd
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. (see more)
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. (see more)
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BY cheese20
 RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 407 VOTES: 25
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83rd
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. (see more)
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RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 159 VOTES: 6
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84th
When Chuck Norris goes out to eat he orders a whole chicken, but only eats its soul. (see more)
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BY JiveTurkey
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 365 VOTES: 28
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86th
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. (see more)
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BY Shadowdeaths
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 379 VOTES: 23
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87th
chuck norris does not use condoms, cuz nothing can protect you from chuck norris (see more)
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BY cheese20
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 431 VOTES: 27
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88th
When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world away. (see more)
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BY CaptSibinnac
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 358 VOTES: 22
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89th
Chuck Norris is suing the creators of Law and Order for copyright infringement. Turns out he copyrighted "Law and Order" in 1982 as names for his left and right legs. (see more)
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BY Xian2K
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 326 VOTES: 23
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90th
Chuck Norris doesn,t wear a condom, he wears a live cobra (see more)
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RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 282 VOTES: 8
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92nd
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet... the pool gets Chuck Norrised (see more)
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BY Coconutshake
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 212 VOTES: 7
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94th
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, Chuck Norris goes killing. (see more)
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BY Byrdman
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 312 VOTES: 15
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95th
Chuck Norris doesn't ever pay his taxes, he just mails the IRS a picture of his fist! (see more)
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BY pizzaholic
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 311 VOTES: 20
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96th
There is no theory of evolution, its just a small list of animals chuck norris allows to live (see more)
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RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 219 VOTES: 12
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97th
Chuck Norris' Penis has a penis .... and it's still bigger than yours.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep .. he waits.... (see more)
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep .. he waits.... (see more)
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BY JDkon
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 194 VOTES: 8
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98th
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. (see more)
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BY tHe_oNe
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 131 VOTES: 6
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99th
Chuck Norris doesnt get STD's, STD's get Chuck Norris. (see more)
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BY shindizzle
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 198 VOTES: 4
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100th
Chuck Norris wanted to be friends with God once, but God didn't wanna be, so Chuck Norris stole God's roundhouse abilities and banished him to heaven. (see more)
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BY Lola6
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 331 VOTES: 23
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re: cures cancer
already hit it with a 5 way back. i'll do what i can.
already hit it with a 5 way back. i'll do what i can.
re: Best Chuck Norris Facts
<a href="whosyourchampion.com">Who's Your Champion.com/Chuck-Norris</a>
<a href="whosyourchampion.com">Who's Your Champion.com/Chuck-Norris</a>
re: great actor?
yea its his life
yea its his life
re: CHUCK NEVER SLEEPS
hahahahha!!
hahahahha!!
re: I've seen it
hahaha.. love this comp.. laugh trip!
hahaha.. love this comp.. laugh trip!
re: I heart Norris
LMAO!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!
re: I've seen it
hahhaa! these are great!! 5 too
hahhaa! these are great!! 5 too
re: Two Stones With One Bird
lol
lol
re: in my seat
ohhhhhhhh jesus burn
ohhhhhhhh jesus burn
re: Chyaku Norrisu
wow creepy pic
wow creepy pic
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lol i liked this one