Best Chuck Norris Facts

The Great Wall of China was meant to keep Chuck Norris out. Apparently, if failed. Miserably. (see more)

Chuck Norris taught caterpillars how to turn into butterflies. (see more)

Chuck norris once killed two stones with a bird (see more)

chuck norris walked down the street and before you knew it mike huckabee was president (see more)

theres is no chin behind chick norris' beard. there is only another fist. (see more)

u cant make a chuck norris joke unless uve gone to North Torrance High School cuz thats where he graduated from. WOOO GO NORTH! i got to meet him at the 50 year anniversary  (see more)

Chuck Norris doesn't need to add friends on facebook to see the applications (see more)

chuck norris' tamagotchi is 148 years old, and makes eggs (see more)

Chuck Norris finished all the Pokemon's game...alone cuz Chuck Norris doesn't needs anybody (see more)

CHUCK NORRIS IS A FAG (see more)

They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."




Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times. (see more)

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. (see more)

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father  (see more)

CHUCK NORRIS CAN BURN ANTS WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS...........AT NIGHT (see more)

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. (see more)