Best Homework Excuse

i was in my room doing my homework when all of a sudden sailor moon came through my window and took me to the moon where i was dissected alive and forced to eat my own liver. then they operated on my brain with me still awake and made me forget how to do the pretty numbers on the page (see more)

Teacher:Wheres your homework?

Student: I would have done it but I didnt want the other kids to look bad.  (see more)

The Spartans stole my homework, I swear!! (see more)

teacher:why didnt you do your homework.





student:sorry at my house i cant concentrate because of the asbestos (see more)

Teacher: Shannon! Where is your homework?!

Shannon: Um... erm... um... my Unborn Half-Sibling ate it.  (see more)

how come u didn,t do your h.w
i,m sorry i burned it and all the h.w because i was being green (see more)

"(Mumbling) i didnt do it..." "Oh i mean i just forgot it at home..(ya right)" (see more)

In case you have not noticed yet im schizophrenic(split personalitys) and i was in my other self at the time (see more)

my pet lion ate it and my pet wolf ate my best friend so i couldnt get a copy of his homework but then i found out that my pet butterfly ate the copy machine so it wouldnt of matered any way (see more)

bruno..your homework?
when she/he asks you this just say i didnt feel like doing it. (see more)

Ms.S :where your homework

Me:oh that was due today i lost it sorry  (see more)

I left it at home?...seriously! who doesn't say dat? (see more)

my dog ate my homework (see more)

Me: You see, when I got home I did my essay like the good and honest guy I am and finished after 2 hours of work. I couldn't write the homework out because i ran out of folder paper at my house, so I typed it out on my computer and tried to print it out, but my printer ran out of ink. I saved my essay to my e-mail and sent it to myself so I could print it out at school, but when I got to school, I opened up my file and everything was all messed up because i used a brand-new MAC computer and I opened the file on an old DELL computer. I'm not sure what happened ma'am. =(

Teacher: -_- ...STFU and go sit down...

Me: Okay... (lol XD) (see more)

Teacher: Shannon, why didn't you bring in your homework?!
Shannon: Um... er... urm... My Unborn Half Sibling at it, I think. (see more)

chuck norris beat me up and took my homework! true storry. (see more)