Worst Thing to Say at an Interview

*looks at photo of man on interviewers desk* Wow thats weird, I just slept with that guy last night, small world huh!! (see more)

"Hi, can we make this quick, I really gotta drop a deuce!" (see more)

Job Interviewer:
"So, where do you picture yourself in 10 years?"
Applicant:
*thinks*
(don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife)
*looks at his family picture*
"Doing your... son." (see more)

Was there an occasion when you disagreed with a supervisor's decision or company policy? Describe how you handled the situation.
Well I kidnaped his family and threatened to kill him. At the end he said I was right but it was a trap and he fired me. (see more)

Sorry I'm late, this homeless guy stopped me on the way in and was asking me for money so I shot him. Do you mind if I go to the rest room and wash this blood off? (see more)

"Where do you see yourself in two years?"

"Being your boss." (see more)

i dont really have any references, the last three jobs i had, all burnt down. luckily i was the only one to escape. (see more)

"I don't believe in interviews... Can you just give me the job so i can go home and join more competitions on IBY already?!... jeeezsh!" (see more)

uMM, whatz the job position again?!  (see more)

ummm...is it against company policy to have sex at work (see more)

Your Daughter is Great in Bed! (see more)

Sorry I'm a little hungover at the moment. Could I use your restroom before we start? I don't think the last couple times I vomited helped my stomach very much. (see more)

Applicant: hey, uhhh can we maybe reschedule this interview?

Boss: for what reason.

Applicant: well to be honest.....i jus sharted.

Boss: what?

Applicant: its when you fart and a lil bit of s**t comes out.

(awkward silence)

Applicant: so yeh we're gonna need to reschedule cauz i dont feel so fresh. (see more)

Just.sh..shut your mouth, you're coming off as stupid right now. (see more)

hi - so sorry im late. (see more)

By the way im a whor and a serial killer and right now the cops are after me and im gonna die so lets have sex so i can die happy. (see more)

Being a Business studies graduate where we learnt abut all this interview stuff I can say that Asking about money as the first question is a very bad idea.
Because it tells the Interviewer that you're only interested in the money and you don't care for the job. (see more)

My only flaw, unfortunately is that I work too hard.  (see more)

Why would you be good for this job

BECAUSE I'AM THE FKN BEST AND YOU ALL KNOW IT RIGHT *PULLS OUT GUN* RIGHT!! (see more)

How much money does this job pay? I am saving up to buy a condom that is not see through so your wife does not know that I have herpes when I am boning her. (see more)