Best Quote

Heres a new idea, i'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass (follows with his obnoxious laugh) Muhh Wa HAA HA (see more)

"My dick looks like a corn dog, and i got cake on my balls"

-Steve Stiffler
American Wedding (see more)

"Do You Understand the words that are comin' out of my mouth!?" (see more)

what have u got to lose??????? (see more)

Don't bring a hat to a gunfight.....

okay, ill explain, i went to see this band, Bullets and Octane, and the singer grabbed this dudes hat and said this. it was the most random thing ive ever heard, but it was funny. (see more)

It my money and I need it now (see more)

Due unto others, what you'd have others do unto you!

means treat people how you want to be treated! (see more)

Screw You Guys I'm Going Home (see more)

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"-General John Sedgwick's last words (see more)