weirdest cofessions

At school just after P.E we were all in the changing rooms, and I thought for a joke, I'd go and slap someone on the arse...turns out he didn't find it funny and started spreading gay rumors about me. (see more)

I saw an old man's ball sack hanging out of his shorts while sitting with his legs really wide spread while on a bench at the mall. His sack was long and his balls were huge. Good times. (see more)

i really dont know what i waz doin but i sniffed a randomly old lady when i was walkin in chicago (see more)

many years ago my brother and i attacked a mascot ... we weren't that harsh though.. we were just hitting his back and laughing.. when suddenly a concerned citizen scolded us.. it was sooo embarrassing.. haha. XD (see more)

i ate an entire dollar once.(for $5, but i never found that dollar ) (see more)

i like to cuddle (see more)

im afraid of toilet flushes (see more)

i remember when i was 10 and when my moms car got stolen so we rented one and it was a pretty cool car so me and my brother are in the backseat and my mom was taking us to the mall or something.So when we were in the backseat i saw a bubblicious gum rapper that wasn't ours "i dunno maybe the last owners gum" with an already chewed gum in it,it was nasty,so i turned away and stared out the window,next thing you know i see my brother chewing gum and im like where'd yo get the gum..lol and he says i dunno,and im likee eww ..lol true story (see more)

when i was in kindergarten my teacher always wore really poofy dresses, so i would look under them to see what was making them so poofy.... <_< >_> (see more)

I dont let my food touch. (see more)

I saw a drunk walking down the street nonchalantly while throwing up massive amounts. It was really odd. He wouldn't even pause in his step or look discomforted as each burst of throw up would fly all over the place. (see more)

So i had my cell in my pocket and my two Girl friends (Not Girlfriends) wur with me. I dont know what the frig i was thinking. when my cell phone rang i was like " What the hell my crotch is vibrating." And they wur both like " WOAH TO MUCH!" (see more)

one time i steped in a peice of gum and when no one was looking i wiped it on a dog later i found out it was a blind persons dog oopps (see more)

I threw up on my friend's dog one time. I wasn't allowed near her house for a month! (see more)

I was having lunch with my mum when we heard some lady was going off about how she needed to shave her legs to enjoy her blankets. It was so random (see more)

I used to think babies came from green bean seeds. >.< (see more)

im sorry u had to do ur mom (see more)

I heard ppl talking about Poop...Taking a crap...or someone else's xp, or what they find in them...WTF!? (see more)