best homework exuse

My homework didnt want to be finished (it wanted to live)! (see more)

The Spartans stole my homework. (see more)

i left my book at school...
the next day...i forgot it at home (see more)

My docter said that I am allergic to paper so you have to refrain from giving me any tests or homework assignments for the rest of the year. thank you! (see more)

Uhm, I counldnt readz da book becuz I am a veggitebale. See you tomorrow. (see more)

I was bored to death by this homework and fell asleep before I could even start;D (see more)

I just didnt want to do it
so deal with it lol (see more)

It's against my religion to do homework. I done it in Religious Education lol  (see more)

Me:I didn't do it retard! Why the hell would I do homework if I am out of school!!!! god!
Teacher: I have to grade your papers while I am at home!
Me: Than don't grade them! Either grade them at school, or just give us an A.
Teacher: But you won't learn anything.
Me: I want to study computer engineering! What in God's name does that have to do with nutrition class!!!
Teacher: Microchips! Hahahaha. (see more)

MY DOG DIED PLEAS EXUSE ME FROME HOMEWORK FORE AT LESST 2 WEEKS!(I NO ITS NOT GOOD THATS WHY I MADE THIS ONTEST) (see more)

A bird swooped down, stole it, and flew off to jupiter. So i took my dad's car, which happens to double as a rocket, and flew off, but before i could get there a wormhole sucked me up and took to the 5th layer of hell, where i fought the ghost of Al Capone to the death (which is a little ironic) but then i beet the Grim Reaper in Candy Land, so he let me out, and then I got my homework, flew back, but then i realized my pencil was out of lead (see more)

BECAUSE I DIED YESTERDAY ***perfect excuse*** (see more)