Best Excuses for Missing Work

my car broke down ---this is one that is commonly used and works most of the time but don't ware it out . (see more)

I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job
Or
The line was too long at Starbucks.

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'My cat tried to take over the world so i had to stop him by throwing fashion magazines at him. Then the police came and told me to clean up the magazines.' (see more)

It's snowing out, there's a lot of snow in front of my door, also,my washing machine has overflown, i can't move around,"i'm totally at sea"," im sitting on the fence",finallt, i got to see my granma she's a golden agers ! Mercy ! too much troubles, i can't work today... (see more)

My dog died .. im too sad for work ..  (see more)

The oldest trick in the book.
You're sick.
Any flu would probably work best. (see more)

I lost my pants a long the way to work =P (see more)

I hae Swine Flu (see more)

yes, that's what some usually say. (see more)

I was with my three friends fighting a nasty poltergeist that came through the refrigerator of my girlfriend's apartment. We fought it on her roof in New York City and crossed the streams closing the doors and sending it back! (see more)