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5 Minute Freeze

If time froze for 5mins what would you do and why?


total challengers: 39   
1st
I'd go up to the person i hate the most. I'd take their overclothes off, give them a dramatic series of hickies and bruises, write mean things all over their body in sharpie, beat them up, and put them horizontally in midair. Then I'd just wait. (see more)
 
hockeylegend69
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 125  VOTES: 13

 

2nd
I would take a sharpie and write child abuser on everyone's face that ever abused a child and sex offender on the foreheads of those that need it! Then I'd kick them in the arse! (see more)
 
P_3guy
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 301  VOTES: 31

 

3rd
i'll use IBY.another five minutes closer to Heat_Girl! =D (see more)
 
secretmexican
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 148  VOTES: 16

 

4th
i would run and take everyones labtop and computers and hide them. so i could get my old position back....  (see more)
 
octosme
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 54  VOTES: 9

 

5th
I would take everyones pants off tie their laces together go on a high place to get a good view and watch the reaction.  (see more)
 
bem90too
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 200  VOTES: 17

 

6th
if time froze for 5 mins i would be like what the fuck!!!!
then i would go round trying to found out what the fuck is happening. by the time i realised i could use it to my advantage time would unfreeze and i would be halfway through undressing some hot chick ;-)
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bchunk
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 214  VOTES: 16

 

7th
i'd probably freak out and start screaming and running around like a mad ant. o_o
OR
i'd probably slap my assy teacher as many times as i can. (see more)
 
CHERIEee
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 85  VOTES: 12

 

8th
I think I would go on a panty raid of all of the plus sized women and then intentionally get caught when the time was up and see if there would be any way to knock boots with them.  (see more)
 
rcustar
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 69  VOTES: 8

 

9th
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id run up to this person i dont like then kick them in the balls to a certain amount, 20 times is plenty, then sit in front of them until my time is up so i cud see them fall to the ground. (see more)
 
matreksboi
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 185  VOTES: 13

 

10th
i'd would drive as fast as i could so i could rob as many banks and stores as i could!!!
i'd hide most of the money and spend them little by little after the 5 minute is up!!! (see more)
 
Konchok
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 79  VOTES: 10

 

11th
if i was about to fight someone i would go over to them and punch, kick, shank, and well whatever else i could do. or i would go around push everybody i could find, and then watch all of them fall... haha!!! (see more)
 
Hannekenpat
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 93  VOTES: 9

 

12th
I would get my guitar and play music.in a world of silence because nobody is talking.
Cogeria mi Guitarra y solo tocaria. en un mundo lleno de silencio por q nadia hablaria.  (see more)
 
dgambirazio
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 59  VOTES: 6

 

13th
I would steal all the candy bars in the world and put them in the sun.And then quickly sit the teacher on them.LOL (see more)
 
nickawsome
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 69  VOTES: 6

 

14th
1. I'd take $500000 from the richest guy in town, pocket $400000, and stick the rest in a random homeless persons pocket. Then get the reaction on tape! Thatd b great.
OR
2.I'd beat the $h!t outta this guy I kno.. He treats girls like their pieces of meat and is just an all around d!ck.. Oh man thatd feel pretty awesome 2.
OR
3. Give my girlfriend a long romantic kiss and smile when she unfroze and had this strangely AWESOME feeling on her lips.. ;) (see more)
 
7underthesink
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 56  VOTES: 8

 

15th
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i would make sure before time froze i was outside of brad pits. house.. then when it froze i would go in and kiss him. and maybe other stuff..lol (see more)
 
sativablast
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 97  VOTES: 10

 

16th
i would go down to a car dealership steal a car, change the license plate and drive around :] bad idea (see more)
 
supra_love
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 5

 

17th
With the economy going bust i'd steal some fuel xD (see more)
 
Rachie4Brodie
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 92  VOTES: 5

 

18th
if time froze i would...have enough time to make a super cool compition that only i could win! (see more)
 
Saforest
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 82  VOTES: 5

 

19th
For 5 minutes i would run around not knowing what to do...then time will run out and i will be bummed (see more)
 
warriorzfan185
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 72  VOTES: 5

 

20th
Well this is easy people... If time freezes, we all freeze in time so all of you would be just as frozen as I would. So... to answer the question, I would be doing nothing becasue I would be frozen. (see more)
 
SuperSproder
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 58  VOTES: 5



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Comments

shanakaye_F
shanakaye_F legend
over 4 years ago
re: iby
lol555
CHERIEee
CHERIEee all-state
over 4 years ago
re: if time froze..
yeah! :D wish i could really do that, man he pisses me off. he's an assy booby idiot. D:
kyrotho
kyrotho franchise
over 4 years ago
re: 5 mins
hahaha hand her a buck fifty
UpRooted
UpRooted legend
over 4 years ago
re: if time froze..
Slap that bitch! hahhahaha
whatsagoodusername
over 4 years ago
re: 5mins freeze
lol, nice comp!!
Oshiel
Oshiel franchise
over 4 years ago
re: kiss
i was gonna do that too ;-P
alboman
alboman starter
over 4 years ago
re: kiss
and other stuff hmmm ?? hehe 5
SuperSproder
SuperSproder varsity
over 4 years ago
re: I would be frozen too!!!
Sorry to get so technical, and I spelled because wrong haha
HeatherAlyssa
HeatherAlyssa all-state
over 4 years ago
re: cheap shot
WOW....
HeatherAlyssa
HeatherAlyssa all-state
over 4 years ago
re: Sharpie Attack
Good answer
HeatherAlyssa
HeatherAlyssa all-state
over 4 years ago
re: 5 mins
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to funny! of course thats what you would do! I would have went to a bank and grabbed some cash ...thats just me
bchunk
bchunk all-american
over 4 years ago
re: cheap shot
reminds me of click when adam sandlers charcater kicks 'sam' in the balls when he hits pause on the remote
secretmexican
over 4 years ago
re: iby
one day. T_T
Heat_Girl
Heat_Girl immortal
over 4 years ago
re: iby
LOL!!!!! hahaha nice choice
Synergy044
Synergy044 franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Fun with Douchebags
why hickies?
maureen16
maureen16 all-american
over 4 years ago
re: 5mins freeze
lmfao!
TShark544
TShark544 starter
over 4 years ago
re: Sharpie Attack
much respect 5
 
Started byThis competition was created by bem90toobem90too

IBY Awards (3)

“cheers to brad pitt”
— Oshiel awarded kiss
over 4 years ago
“good choice”
— TShark544 awarded Sharpie Attack
over 4 years ago
“sharpie = iby”
— DaveyCrocket awarded Sharpie Attack
over 4 years ago