The Never-Ending Story

Was because he had to have sex with her. They both looked down and since he fell on top of her, they kinda sorta accidentally did. The he saw JasonSlapsYou and and said hi. Jason said STFU BEEEOOOOTCH and slapped him and ran. So then the guy chased him and... (see more)

PULLED OUT HIS TOMMY GUN AND SHOT JASON. THEN THEY TOOK HIS BODY AND FEED IT TO A UNICORN WHO IN TURN GAVE HIM ONE WISH. HE THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND DECIDED HE WANTED HIS PAPERS TO BE A US CITIZEN. THEY UNICORN LAUGHED AND SAID BITCH DO YOU KNOW WHO IS RUNNING THAT COUNTRY?.................... (see more)

"It was a strange day", the man thought as he logged into his IBY account. Only to find, that he was involved in a competition called "The Never-Ending Story". He sat for a moment and realized he had nothing to write about. So he ----------->(NEXT) (see more)

and he replied 'no i dont know politics'. suddenly a gust of wind swept him half way across the world to india. he recieved evil looks from the locals as he was wearing a bikini. mortified, he hoped on to the nearest elephantand screamed 'mushe mushe'. however suddenly... (see more)

so he created a new account to also discover that even his new account was entered into the never ending story, he did this on and on and on..... (see more)

he fiannaly gave up. He walked ovr and jumpd out the wndow ndfell on a fat lady who taold him the reason why his accouts were the nevr ending story...... (see more)

And he fell of the elaphant and landed on another fat lady whome then gt up and tripped on him, causing him serius brain damage. He was taken to a hospital where..... (see more)