COP HAS CAR PROBLEMS, LOL! **READ RULES**

I'd roll down all my windows, turn my stereo volume all the way down and scream at the top of my lungs, "KARMA'S A BITCH, HUH?!?! SUCKAAAHH!!!" (see more)

I would stop like five feet in front of him and ask if he needs a lift. then when he gets to the door and reaches to open it, I'll drive up a little. Then I'll say I was just joking and let him walk to the car again. Then I'd drive off and yell, don't read my plates BITCHHHHHH. Cus if he did I'd be in trouble. =*( (see more)

First I'd ask him if he needed help. Then I'd proceed to removing all the spark plug wires so his engine would misfire and explode >=) (see more)

Well since he has no help at all. I would get a bunch of gnangbangers and have them mess around with him. muahaha. Make him run down the street like naked or something and embarrass him; Scare the shiit out of him. (see more)

OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK! (see more)

Drive by him and yell "Suck on this Bitch!" while flipping him off! xD (see more)

i rol pass him BLASTING the cops theme song. and say WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN SHIT COMES AROUND? (see more)

Well, because I don't want to be accused of harassing a cop, I simply roll down the window and ask "Car Trouble?" smirk and zoom away. (see more)

if there desperate 4 a ride i'll tell them to do gay stuff to each other and then take a picture then if they want to get in the car i drive away. next time they pull me over and try to giv me a ticket i blackmail them (see more)