Breakup Excuses

WE NEED A BREAK

-translation-

LETS BREAK UP FOR A WEEK OR SO, SO THAT WAY ITS NOT NECESSARILY CHEATING WHEN I SLEEP WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND  (see more)

"You deserve someone better."
My translation: “I’ll be looking elsewhere to get what you can’t give me.”

That is what I think when I hear that. (see more)

It's not you, it's me - I don't like you.  (see more)

"its not you, it's me."
^^^ the line was sused on me. lol.. what a coward..
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"I just don't wanna be with you anymore...". (see more)

I found somebody Hotter (see more)

I guess something sucha as "I have to find myself" Like you don't know what you want to do with your life, wanting to find out yer purpose, and it could entrely be true and not at all against you! (see more)

(i got this off legally blond n i found it funni xD)

take her out 2 a rlly nice resturant n buy her something nice. sit down n say our relationship is not gna work. (see more)

Guy: Hey how are ya?
Girl: Pregnant

( guy closes phone )
< break up > (see more)

Guy: It's over.

Girl: Why?

Guy: Well, my mother told me that I could only have one girlfriend, and Rosie O'Donnell won the coin toss. Sorry ...

(Brace for the slap, because it's comin')  (see more)

"I need someone who's more like Edward, he doesn't seem to neglect my needs."

(Edward Cullen of Twilight, I am not a Twihard) (see more)