Best Thing to Text Your Ex

btw, get checked...kthx (see more)

heyy.
member wen u told me to fuck off? well why the fuck r u txting me now? is it that u want me back? well too bad u lost ur chance with this and one more thing, i was the one who keyed ur car :) (see more)

srry to bother you, me n ur sister r kinda talking, could you plz pass me her number? (see more)

I want those presents back! (see more)

F*** YOU!

Call me. (see more)

Ran into your dad lastnight, Realised then "small things" do run in your family (see more)

i want u back.....not...just wanted to c how funny ur reaction wud b...muuuaaahahahahaha (see more)

Oh my god, last night was AMAZING.I've NEVER done anything like THAT before! You were a GOD between the sheets! Repeat tonight? ;) ... Oh sorry, think I sent that to the wrong person. :)  (see more)

To:joy From:Yvonne
Date:July,19,2009
Message:
hi... remember when you told me ''you will never find some one better then me?'' well.. guess what.. i DID. :D
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G_Lamy: Remember When I said you were good at it. Well, you really aren't. and I never Loved you. I just loved your assets ;)

- Damn that would hurt wouldn't it? (see more)

Sorry, I thought the only way you'd understand it was, was to see my with your best friend... (see more)

i am outside your house and your dog was just hit by a police car that is going to arrest me for stalking you. (see more)

I still think about you every day... every time I poop. (see more)

By the way...You have Herpes..

Have a great life! (see more)

Umm...I went to the gyno today...guess what...btw congrats ... u now have herpes!!! (see more)

I haven't stopped thinking about you all week.

when they text back asking questions say: "Oh, this isnt so & so (new love interest). My bad. You still suck" (see more)

the only reason i broke up with you is cause...... well the rubber broke and ....well i got a life to look forward to and im not ready for this. sorry :/ (see more)

Hi, I'm so glad we stayed friends and there are no hard feelings. You're invited to my wedding!!!! (see more)

Me: Hey sexy how u been??
Ex: Umm good i guess
Me: Well i need ur help witj something
Ex: Ok i guess
Me: Well ok ur and me has been dating 4 a couple weeks now and i wuz wondering can u tell her the same thing i told u wen i broke up wit u
Ex: Wat are you serious my sister
Me: Hey no questions..i just need your help.
Ex: Ok??
Me: Oh thank you i knew you wud help your always the dumb one...i mean smart one...thank you...oh and tell ur sis i had a great time :D

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Ohh yeahh remember those extra car keys you gave me, you won't be needing them anymore considering your car is now trashed. :] Good talking to ya! (see more)