The Best Way to Annoy a Rude Police Officer who is

"..For My Race, Officer?" I hope you didn't circle Caucasian?? I'm mixed... please correct it... and keep bothering hym about this. haha (see more)

pull his or her tie back n forth- side to side and say wtf hurry up (see more)

Start singing N.W.A.'s 'Fuck The Police' over & over. :) (see more)

Eat a box of donuts in front of him while he writes you the ticket. (see more)

Tell him, "Officer, do you always carry handcuffs around with you? You must be a pretty kinky guy huh?" ;] Haha. (see more)

okay give me the f@#$%ing
ticket! oh you want my dohnut? oh crap (see more)

he walks up and the first thing you say is, "sorry, I don't have any donuts" (see more)

tell him his fly is open hit him with ur door then step on it! (see more)