Ways you know you will die

I slip into my friends car and then she initiates the automatic locking system and says to me "Heat, have u ever thought about how u will die"....yeah im dead (see more)

After you finished your meal the waiter says: "You did order the rat poison burger right?"
You: "OH SNAP!!!." *falls over dead* (see more)

pilot says I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
passengers: were fucking dead (see more)