chuck norris facts competition

i have a book full of facts about chuck norris!! lol
so here are a few!

'Chuck Norris can make a woman orgasm by pointing at her and saying BOOYA!!'

'A cobra once bit Chuck Norris, and after 5 days of excrutiating pain, the cobra died'

'Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, the knife lost!'

Chuck Norris once paid a visit to the virgin islands, after he left they were renamed the islands!'

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it is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
oh yea.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. (see more)

The reason we have a problem with illegal immagration is because the Mexicans heard that Chuck Norris was retiring to Mexico. (see more)

human cloning is illeagle because then it would be possible for 2 chuck norris round house kicks to meet.
scientists estimate that force could destroy the entire universe. (see more)

Kids sleep with superman PJs on, superman sleeps with Chuck Norris PJs on (see more)

once in an epic fight a long time ago, chuck norris lost his left testicle. The new scientific name for it nowadays is jupiter. (see more)

Chuck Norris is so awesome that he punched a cyclops in between the eyes.

Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris at checkers, in retaliation, Cuck Norris created racism. (see more)

When it rains, chuck norris doesn't get wet. the rain gets chuck norrised. (see more)

"if you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars
chuck norris has more money than you" (see more)

if chuck norris was a women he wouldn't have a period he'd have an exclaimation point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (see more)

When Chuck Noris gets in the water he does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Noris. (see more)