So 2 guys are walking down the street, well it wasn't really a street it was more of a park type pathway. So these 2 guys are walking down this pathway when they see a duck swimming in the water. Well, it more like floating on top of the water just kicking its feet. K, so these two guys are walking on the pathway and they see a duck floating on the water when the duck suddenly get hit by a rock, well it was like a piece of bark or a tree like thing. So, they see the duck when it gets hit by the bark and it flew over to old lady, She was only like 60 years old and that might be young to some people but for most people she is old. So the duck flew over to the lady who was about 60 years old and makes her run away because she is very scared of ducks for some reason, probably because when she was little she got attacked by them or something like that. Well she starts to run over to the guys that are walking on the path and it ends up that the old lady is one of the guy's mother. END =P
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My favorite joke ever!!!