the most boring jokes ever;-)

How many Hot Girlz You Need To Change A Light Bulb??





One For Me.. And None For The Light Bulb! (see more)

The police station's toilet was stolen the other day. The investigation isn't going too well. They've got nothing to go on. (see more)

why was 6 afraid of seven?

because seven eight nine (see more)

Your Mom (see more)

ok so two guys walk into eachother in a bar...get instead of walk into a bar, they walk into eachother!!! HAHAHAHAHA (see more)

So 2 guys are walking down the street, well it wasn't really a street it was more of a park type pathway. So these 2 guys are walking down this pathway when they see a duck swimming in the water. Well, it more like floating on top of the water just kicking its feet. K, so these two guys are walking on the pathway and they see a duck floating on the water when the duck suddenly get hit by a rock, well it was like a piece of bark or a tree like thing. So, they see the duck when it gets hit by the bark and it flew over to old lady, She was only like 60 years old and that might be young to some people but for most people she is old. So the duck flew over to the lady who was about 60 years old and makes her run away because she is very scared of ducks for some reason, probably because when she was little she got attacked by them or something like that. Well she starts to run over to the guys that are walking on the path and it ends up that the old lady is one of the guy's mother. END =P (see more)

why didnt the skeleton dance at the prom, because it had no body to dance with, get it? skeleton - no body (see more)

all the kids was named lars exept jess that was calld arny:-( (see more)

What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles; because it has a mile between the S's (see more)