competition: worst thing to say to a cop

entry: Don't say this by LilHeat

Don't say this
*Officer pulls over car*

Officer: Do you know-
Man: What seems to be the officer problem?

Officer: Have you been drinking tonight sir?

Man: Ociffer, I swear to drunk I am not God.

Officer: Come with me sir.

Man: I have been not drinking!

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LilHeat
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KEYWORDS: crazy funny
DATE ENTERED: May 20, 2009 07:06:29pm PDT
FINISHED: 14th