competition: worst thing to say to a cop
entry: Don't say this by LilHeat

*Officer pulls over car*
Officer: Do you know-
Man: What seems to be the officer problem?
Officer: Have you been drinking tonight sir?
Man: Ociffer, I swear to drunk I am not God.
Officer: Come with me sir.
Man: I have been not drinking!
Officer: Do you know-
Man: What seems to be the officer problem?
Officer: Have you been drinking tonight sir?
Man: Ociffer, I swear to drunk I am not God.
Officer: Come with me sir.
Man: I have been not drinking!
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