competition: Best movie quote

entry: ACE VENTURA! by deliriouslu

ACE VENTURA!
Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about?
Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course.
Ace: Corpus Kilochiroptera?
Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives... Shikaka.
[the Wachati chief and his son bow upon hearing the name]
Ace: Shikaka...
[they bow again]
Ace: Shikaka!
[they bow again]
Ace: Shikasha!
[they begin to bow, but stop]
Ace: Ohhh! Shishkebab.
[they almost bow]
Ace: Shawshank Redemption.
[they almost bow]
Ace: ShicaaaaGO!
[the chief bows]
Ace: You're outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you're out.
[the confused chief exits the hut]

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deliriouslu
deliriouslu all-city
over 4 years ago
re: ACE VENTURA!
LMAO!!1 MY GOD I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING ..
deliriouslu
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DATE ENTERED: Mar 27, 2008 06:00:17am PDT
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