competition: Dumbest thing I did as a kid

well..i was a pyro when i was a kid..this one time at my grandpas house i was lighting newspaper on fire like a lot of it and somehow the carpet caught on fire..prolly cause i was lighting it and setting it on the ground watching it burn lol..anyway..the carpet was all shaggy and sh*t and it caught on fire..so like a genius i grab some lysol and sprayed it and it looked like an explosion in my face..i had to douse it with my dr. pepper..i was mad cause i wanted to drink it..but i learned that day what aerosol sprays does to fires..never did it again