competition: Strangest thing that you heard from a teacher!

so, my lit. teacher saw that i was using cliffnotes in class one day, so she told me: "i don't mind you using cliffnotes, but i want to tell you something that my college professor told me about them. He said, 'Using CliffNotes is like prostitution, you're cheating yourself with the real deal.'."

lol, i almost died laughing!