competition: Longest sentence with no "A"

““There could be different things lurking in front, next to, behind, or even under your bed, Melvin shouted when he jogged into the middle of the street-Melvin used to be one of those people who would pull numbers of tricks on every single on of his friends, not to mention sick one of his hugh old, grumpy pibulls on them; which people obviously did not like very much, well besides his"GIRLISH-looks" including those incredibly cruely-useless jokes set by them, he did enjoy sitting down on his little poke'mon bed, munching on tons of cheesy covered pretzels,deciding whether or not the SpongeBob movie would be one of his most newly stalked interests, weirdly it surely did not turn out to be how he'd liked, Melvin possesed one other problem, one problem in which he would love to conquer,he only thought of one thing every-single morning, he would think of the mobs of neighborhood bullies who would knock him down every morning on his jog to school,he got himself into trouble with those jokes””