competition: Lamest Dating Behavior

I had an on/off relationship with some1 I still love (although we are not together). We were "off" when I ran into him at a bar and his VERY cute friend became interested in me,not realizing his friend and I had smthn. He ended up at my place later and my on/off guy came-a-knockin! I was doing my best cowgirl when he showed up and asked my new cowboy to pls slip out the patio door just one akward moment. It was 40 degrees and he wore only a pair of jeans (no shoes,hat,shirt). I opened the door & kept lights off so lover #1 wouldn't see cowboys wallet and boots nearby. He wanted to come in and I made excuses about how sleepy and drunk I was-on the verge of passing out. I couldnt get rid of him! I kept cowboy outside for about 15 minutes standing in the cold w/his feet in stinging nettles & stickers shivering. I was trying so hard to convince lover #1 that I did love him and ok we were on again. Kissed him long and hard & sent him away & let cowboy back in! He found out later. Ouch!