competition: Longest sentence with no "A"

So my mom got the priest to confess he previously took too much of the church wine behind closed doors, which in turn presented him with the drinking problem he is currently entwined with, hence the new priest in which none of us seem to know much of every time we go to church now, I wonder if our old priest is still fighting the long difficult problem of wine drinking, should I ring him or offer my help in some form or should I let it run it's course over due time, but if he loses the fight, we might get stuck with this incompitent priest we currently listen to now, I would not enjoy it very much, I found good old drunky much more fun, pls. return to our church once more, we miss your quirky jokes plus your short surmons, you frequently went directly to the point which interested us so much, everyone pls. sign this petition to boycott the new priest, he sucks plus he's boring, I end up sleeping in church which is frowned upon by the elders, which you know is very high in numbers there, I won't deny I've suff