competition: You have just recieved your dream TXT message...

Oh hey, babe. I just wanted to let you know I wan the lotto earlier today. I am here at the Bently car lot, what do you want? Oh, the weather said that we are going into the ice age, once again, but all the ski resorts will now be open 24/7. The Jazz just won the Championship. Your computer is now 3 times faster, and you are now ranked number 1 on IBY!

TTYL
Love, M