competition: Stupid Ways You Had ACCIDENTALLY Hurt Yourself!!

My Senior year of High School, I was competing in the finals for pole vault. I cleared 13 feet on my first try and I was so friggen happy that as I landed on the mat below my right knee hit me square on the nose and broke it! Blood everywhere. The whole crowd was watching me. I was disqualied and to add the frosting, I had Senior prom that night. Dah!!!