competition: funniest dog story

back in high school my friend had a rotweiller named Oso. we drove up to his place and i was stuck in the back with oso. i was usually afraid of dogs but he was cool, just slobbered all over me. so it's time to get out and it's a two door,so we folded the seat forward and as i'm getting out, oso runs between my legs and out the door. the problem is i tried to stop him from running by grabbing his collar and ended up riding him like he was a horse (i'm small, rotts are big!) he ran for 20 feet or so and i let go and eat dirt. then he comes over, licks my face so i'm happy until he proceeds to piss on my feet. THE END