competition: Best Excuse to Get Out of a Situation

entry: Confuse by gams602

Confuse
Confuse the sh*t out of them.

Ex. A while back a girl i thought was annoying (now i miss her lol) told me if i wanted to go shopping with her to the mall.
(Exact Words)
Her- Hey Gama, you wanna go to the mall with me to go shopping?

Me-I would but you remember Caddis well she's a lesbian.

Her- so what's that gotta do with you.

Me- Exactly

Her-What?

Me- You know what i mean.

Her- Whatever then. *hangs up*

lol

Comments

 
 
kayydub
kayydub all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Confuse
Haha lol that's the best ever. I've gotta try that.
gams602
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DATE ENTERED: Jun 16, 2008 07:29:05am PDT
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