competition: Best Nickname

Sack Tap was my nickname in gym class. I first got it when we were playing tennis. When the ball was first serve, it went right to my family jewels. Everyone laughed as I curled to the ground. I finally got my stength back when that guy served once more and it went straight back to my nuts. Throughout gym class I was known as sack tap and I was also hit in my nuts that year by a soccer ball, basketball, and a floor hockey ball. I hope I'm still able to have children.