competition: Best Rap Battle Verse

my name is jackie some call me jax
im ripping this shit up to the max
after i smoke a bowl of headies
i grub on some sweet tator wedgies
red rover red rover send timmy over
make a wish you got a 4 leaf clover
then ima blow your brains out
i aint getting caught, no doubt.
yes i love candy and thats a fact
no need to work out im already jacked